Rant:

• I'm not feeling the whole asian race thing, your population problem is getting quite out of hand. When will the neutering begin?
  
• Jack Black is a tool for starring in 'Nacho Libre'. Come on man, just because career was going downhill before 'School of Rock', it doesn't mean you should become the next Napoleon Dynamite.
  
• I can't stand MTV, they're always trying to be 'in' and Ashton Kutcher's 'Punk'd' is trying to be 'out' (I came to this conclusion whilst high, not sure if it makes sense to anyone)
  
• The Discovery Channel is cool, but lame at the same time.
  
• '40-year-old Virgin' is too long.
  
• Sam, something is fucked in your head.(a shout out to my little bro)
  
• 7eleven slurpees are bad, but they taste better when stolen.
  
• McDicks, you guys gotta have a better menu, im getting bored, ever consider making the McPanda?
  
• Stealing stuff isn't wrong... it's easy
  

feel free to make your own rant list, i hate you anyways so does it matter?

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a pool of my own semen, but that doesn't seem to bother me much.

If Dr. Dre is the best rapper alive then I've got the largest penis in the world.

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Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a pool of my own semen, but that doesn't seem to bother me much.

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If Dr. Dre is the best rapper alive then I've got the largest penis in the world.

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Continuation of the origanal rant list:

• God Damn movies...
  
  
  
  • Classic scary movies should be entitled for remakes (like the texas chainsaw massacre, the exorcist, the amnityville horror and the omen) but not be allowed to make prequels to them (like Texas Chainsaw massacre: the beginning, the exorsist: the begining, and most definitly son to come, a prequel to the amnityville horror, and a definite sequel to the omen)
    
  • Tom Cruise should quit acting, before he encouters more huge public embarrasments, heck, let him get embarrassed, i hate that guy.
    
  • Little Man should be viewed by no one. It has got to be one of the worst plot lines ever created, next to anything Rob Schneider has starred in.
    
  • Fuck you Vin Deisel, you fag.
    
  
  
• Sony and Apple are being little bitches by making highly expensive products (like the PSP and iPod) and selling so many 'must have' products to go with them that cost about an 1/8th of what their original product costs, just for a simple add-on. Smart thinking, wish I was involved in the profits somehow.
  
• That 70's Show is bunk, now that Eric Foremen left and that new faggy guy got added to the cast.
  

yeah, that'll cover it for a while...

... and may this be a tribute to how much i hate tom cruise
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That 70's Show is bunk, now that Eric Foremen left and that new faggy guy got added to the cast.

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Man, I totally hate Who's the Boss now that Tony Danza left.

I used to like Smallville. Then the Fourth Season started.

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I can't stand MTV, they're always trying to be 'in' and Ashton Kutcher's 'Punk'd' is trying to be 'out' (I came to this conclusion whilst high, not sure if it makes sense to anyone)

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For the love of god. Was that picture even necessary???

Short answer, no.

I don't want to know what you were doing at gay-male-celebs.com :O

Just type in 'Ashton Kutcher is gay' in any search engine and you're blinded by the site.

Are you implying that I'm a fag-hag =O !?

ROFLWTFLOLZ.
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I'm implying that you like looking at whispy haired handsome men in their boxers having a gay old time. Hell, who doesn't?

So we're all in the same boat then.

I CAN BE A WHISPY HAIRED TEENAGE HEART THROB TOO!!!

*fall madly in love*

Sorry, I'm already in love with a toaster.

She'd never love you like I do.
Just ask the blender.

Guess I can't compete with that.

You know it makes sense.

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I'm implying that you like looking at whispy haired handsome men in their boxers having a gay old time. Hell, who doesn't?

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i bed in my woke and i felt rather good at the thought of breakfast for eggs, im rather bored

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i bed in my woke and i felt rather good at the thought of breakfast for eggs, im rather bored

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I hate it how I've been workin for my dad for 3 weeks but I've only sold one fucking car. Come on stripcreator, BUY SOMETHING FROM ME!!!

Thanks for ruining a completely good thread, Frank.

Frank bites!

Don't make me bite YOUR thumb off, Artemis!

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I hate it how I've been workin for my dad for 3 weeks but I've only sold one fucking car. Come on stripcreator, BUY SOMETHING FROM ME!!!

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No, but here's what we got presently that's within a nice budget:

1993 Ford Thunderbird - $4000 - 115,000 mi (20 mpg)
1993 Ford Crown Victoria - $5000 - 92,000 mi (22 mpg)
2002 Ford Ranger - $7000 - 90,000 mi
1998 Ford Ranger - $5000 - 84,000 mi
2005 Dodge Neon(s) - $12000 ea. - ~17000 mi ea.
2006 Ford Taurus(s) - $12000 ea. - miles vary

We have cars going for cheaper... but I seriously wouldn't recommend buying them. We don't even like selling them to people, we usually sell em for cheap to wholesale auctions.

BIPED WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No, but here's what we got presently that's within a nice budget:

1993 Ford Thunderbird - $4000 - 115,000 mi (20 mpg)

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BIPED WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Neons and Tauruses were both left over from Rental Fleets (Hertz, more specifically). What might be up your ally, boorite, is a 1993 Ford F-350 with smokestacks (deliciously redneck) for about 8 grand.

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The Neons and Tauruses were both left over from Rental Fleets (Hertz, more specifically). What might be up your ally, boorite, is a 1993 Ford F-350 with smokestacks (deliciously redneck) for about 8 grand.

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The Neons and Tauruses were both left over from Rental Fleets (Hertz, more specifically). What might be up your ally, boorite, is a 1993 Ford F-350 with smokestacks (deliciously redneck) for about 8 grand.

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I'll take a picture of the truck tonight and show ya. It's a big, red dually.

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I'll take a picture of the truck tonight and show ya. It's a big, red dually.

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Definitely. It's one sweet truck. I think it's a diesel too, but I'm not sure.

4x4 isn't enough. It's time for an 8x8.

That thing makes me horny