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User #63379
July 1, 2006 4:02 PM

As a english student i would like to know what the majority of america are into according to there genre of Music. Im speakin like this because my mother is leaning over my shoulder. God Bless you God.
Plz reply Now or forever be a asshole!

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ivytheplant
July 1, 2006 4:22 PM

Are you telling God to go bless himself?

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boorite
July 1, 2006 4:23 PM

The majority of Americans is into Tasmanian nose flute samba. Put that in your damn report.

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User #63379
July 1, 2006 4:59 PM

I Was but then i realised they dont blow the nose flute the blow the dont be an ass flute like boorite..

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ivytheplant
July 1, 2006 6:14 PM

quote:
I Was but then i realised they dont blow the nose flute the blow the dont be an ass flute like boorite..

I tried to correct this sentence to help people understand it better. This is the best I could come up with:

quote:
I was, but then I realised they don't blow the nose flute. The blow the. Don't be an ass flute like boorite.

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Zaster
July 1, 2006 7:14 PM

I don't think I've ever seen "the" used as a verb before. I hope that assignment of his is for a Creative Writing class.

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boorite
July 1, 2006 8:02 PM

I was kidding. Most Americans are into Country and Western music by cutting-edge artists like Charlie Pride, Loretta Lynn, Bum Philips, and Earl Campbell. We enjoy listening to it in our pick-em-up trucks while chewing rhythmically on a piece of straw.

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User #57041
July 1, 2006 8:09 PM

Sounds exactly like Tasmania!

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biped
July 1, 2006 8:41 PM

Most Americans are into the music of Mr. Glen Campbell.

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xxausrottenxx
July 2, 2006 10:43 AM

les claypool

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BigFrank105
July 2, 2006 11:28 AM

Oingo Boingo

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AngryAmerican
July 2, 2006 12:02 PM

blotto and the dayglow abortions.
oh yeah, and killing foreign people.

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DragonXero
July 2, 2006 12:36 PM

I listen to the comforting screams of my victims as I slowly tear their intestines out and wrap them around their necks.

And Britney Spears' older stuff. She totally sold out.

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biped
July 2, 2006 12:51 PM

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boorite
July 2, 2006 1:05 PM

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User #57041
July 2, 2006 2:27 PM

You know what? The Tasmanian nose flute is startin' to look real good, although Steven Segal is right up there in contention. Yessir indeedy, I'd sure like to know how to play him!! :D

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mmyers
July 3, 2006 11:34 AM

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I was, but then I realised they don't blow the nose flute. The blow the. Don't be an ass flute like boorite.

I used my decoder ring on it but it just told me to drink more Ovaltene.

Americans love any music made by artificially enhanced blondes.

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boorite
July 3, 2006 1:51 PM

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biped
July 3, 2006 2:05 PM

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mandingo
July 4, 2006 10:36 AM

i listen to my heart

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mandingo
July 4, 2006 10:37 AM

quote:
I Was but then i realised they dont blow the nose flute the blow the dont be an ass flute like boorite..
omg did ivy just get SERVED in front of god and everyone? how embarasing

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ivytheplant
July 4, 2006 3:19 PM

It's not "getting served" if the person who did the "serving" is "retarded."

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mandingo
July 4, 2006 4:25 PM

retarded people got served by god

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