Why can't they advertise in the paper like everyone else?

Only driven to Izlackmabad and back by a little old lady.

"SHOW US YOUR EYES!"

"Bombs R Us - Rent a "bomb" from Us for a mind-blowing experience!"

Well, at least they don't have to ride under the car like the kids.

A 2015 abortion clinic after Presidente Maximo Bush dismissed the Congress and Supreme Court in 2009.

As a Muslim I am offended by this picture.
I blow myself up now.