"Man, these zits won't fuckin' go away!"

School spirit week gets out of control as bad hair day, class colors day, obviously fake injury day, and wrong era clothes day are all combined in to one day "to allow for more spirit fun".

The official Ace Frehley make-up kit! Made in Korea. May cause minor skin irritation.

Dressing up as one of Captain Kirks alien lovers didn't really go over to well at Sturgis.

Putting Captain Crunch on your face can't be good for your complexion.

Isn't it ironic that it's the metal side of his face that is cut open and bleeding?

I think he showed up at gym with his face painted and someone tried to stiff-arm his head through the locker room wall.

When going down, always wear oral protection.