Replace your arms with cybernetic tentacles!
Chicks dig it.

Brandon's beat-offs were fancy, computerized cyber-beatoffs. And for a short time, he fancied himself King Of The Beatoffs.

Introducing the BigLongOne5000, the latest in male compensation technology.

No. They called you Gay at the Academy.

A young Otto Octavius sets out down the road of no return.

Finally, an Endoscope strong enough for Texans.

Rocky Horror regular Jason Aimee took Frankie's adminition "Don't dream it, be it!" to heart.