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Chow's up!

"Great. Now I know how the target of an RIAA lawsuit feels."

So thats how it feels like to be a 13 year old girl in an Indian chat room.

The reptiles prepared for the synchronized swimming number from Esther Williams's film classic, Million Dollar Mermaid. But then that damn groupie showed up again.

Hey, you're four minutes late - we're not paying for this.

at the last moment, Bill realized maybe it WAS a mistake wearing a jumpsuit made chicken parts.

Though it seemed worth a try, blowing desperately into his parachute did not make Ray go back up again.

For his latest feat, Chuck Norris kicked the living shit out of 1,213 crocodiles in 38.5 seconds.

"Dibs on his cock and balls!"

he was aiming for the bay of pigs