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areallystupidguy
August 9, 2006 12:46 AM

Go!

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DragonXero
August 9, 2006 12:53 AM

Technically, you *created* the thread and thus didn't actually post in it. Thus, I win.
Where's my million dollars?

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BigFrank105
August 9, 2006 2:01 AM

i win because i'm the first person to matter to post here

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biped
August 9, 2006 9:34 AM

Technically, I am the first "person" to post here.

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ivytheplant
August 9, 2006 10:25 AM

I'm the first person to acknowledge that I'm posting from a first person perspective.

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BigFrank105
August 9, 2006 11:30 AM

i just came

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HCRoyall
August 9, 2006 1:07 PM

In my religion, 5th=1st, so I win.

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boloboffin
August 9, 2006 2:45 PM

My middle name is Adam, so I win.

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Zaster
August 9, 2006 4:00 PM

I am the worst person to post in this thread.

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LuckyGuess
August 9, 2006 10:28 PM

Veggieburger.

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areallystupidguy
August 10, 2006 1:09 AM

In some dialects, 'Post' is an adjective that means 'fog-o-delic'. Therefore, I am clearly the winner.

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mandingo
August 10, 2006 7:52 AM

In This Thread

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DragonXero
August 10, 2006 8:11 PM

In This Thread Wins

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BigEvilDan
August 11, 2006 3:53 AM

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HCRoyall
August 11, 2006 12:40 PM

None of you count as people, so I win.

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Zaster
August 11, 2006 4:16 PM

I have a She-Hulk #1 comic in near-mint condition.

I am the first person to boast in this thread.

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BigFrank105
August 11, 2006 5:17 PM

[/img]http://www.kutztownfestival.com/about/images/ox-roast.jpg[/img]

I am the first person to roast in this thread.

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BigFrank105
August 11, 2006 5:17 PM

I'm also the first person to post a broken link/image in this thread :(

That's what I was going for.

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boorite
August 11, 2006 6:18 PM

you suck ass in this thread

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DragonXero
August 11, 2006 8:21 PM

Shut up in this thread.

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Zaster
August 11, 2006 9:17 PM

Ya'll can gargle my nuts in this thread.

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Zaster
August 11, 2006 9:27 PM

quote:
Ya'll can gargle my nuts in this thread.
Scratch that. I will create a seperate thread for ya'll to gargle my nuts in at a later date.

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DragonXero
August 11, 2006 9:29 PM

This thread sucks in this thread.

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BigFrank105
August 12, 2006 2:35 AM

quote:
quote:
Ya'll can gargle my nuts in this thread.
Scratch that. I will create a seperate thread for ya'll to gargle my nuts in at a later date.


Well hurry the fuck up!

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Zaster
August 12, 2006 6:01 AM

quote:
quote:
Scratch that. I will create a seperate thread for ya'll to gargle my nuts in at a later date.
Well hurry the fuck up!
I need to think of a way to keep DragonXero from showing up. Otherwise, the rest of you won't get a turn.

H4W!! Total burn.

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DragonXero
August 12, 2006 5:47 PM

:(
How could this happen to me?

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Inflatable_Man
August 12, 2006 6:51 PM

How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
Got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me... [/emo lol]

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ivytheplant
August 12, 2006 8:08 PM

I'm the first person in this thread to theorize that we're all just shoes in a bowling alley pretending to be human.

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little_kitty
August 12, 2006 10:45 PM

quote:
How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
Got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me... [/emo lol]



I lose because I knew EXACTLY what song that was from the first line.

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crabby
August 12, 2006 11:39 PM

You lose cause your fat.

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DragonXero
August 13, 2006 1:15 AM

Nah crabby, you lose because she'd never fuck you.

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Inflatable_Man
August 13, 2006 6:27 AM

crabby is teh bitter b/c nobody will have sex with him lol

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The_young_scot
August 13, 2006 7:00 AM

Thats not true!!

I uh, mean, erm, uhh, BEWBIES!!

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BigFrank105
August 13, 2006 8:06 AM

quote:
quote:
How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
Got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me... [/emo lol]



I lose because I knew EXACTLY what song that was from the first line.

Gah, Simple fucking Plan

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crabby
August 13, 2006 10:40 AM

quote:
Nah crabby, you lose because she'd never fuck you.
Awwww DX comes to the woman's defense./ Keep holding out that you have any sort of chance with her you pathetic loser.

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Rabid_Weasle
August 13, 2006 8:23 PM

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DragonXero
August 13, 2006 9:20 PM

quote:
quote:
Nah crabby, you lose because she'd never fuck you.
Awwww DX comes to the woman's defense./ Keep holding out that you have any sort of chance with her you pathetic loser.
Had a feeling you'd think that.
Crabby, some of us actually give a shit about other people without needing to want to bed them. Maybe you should work on that.

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HCRoyall
August 14, 2006 4:01 AM

b3wb13s.

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mandingo
August 14, 2006 4:35 AM

b3wb13s b3wb13s bouncing right
take a handful in the night
what immoral hand or I
dare cup thy braful symmetry

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HCRoyall
August 14, 2006 8:57 AM

quote:
b3wb13s b3wb13s bouncing right
take a handful in the night
what immoral hand or I
dare cup thy braful symmetry
That's... ::sniff:: that's just BEAUTIFUL!

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boorite
August 14, 2006 5:02 PM

and what the fun and what the bags

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