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fuzzyman
August 10, 2006 3:17 AM

http://www.aolstalker.com/

AOL recently released seveal months worth of raw data on search queries made by their users who use theAOL Search engine. What their users searched for and where they clicked on. The users identities are anonymous, though sometimes you mighr be able to figure them out.

Various people have come out with search engines for this data, and the results are... revealing. For example, I did a search to find out who might have searched for NAMBLA. The results are... entertaining and disturbing. Check out what User 2263443 also searched for:

http://www.aolstalker.com/user.php?uid=2263443

No only does he have back problems and like boys, but he is into bdsm, the ocult, making drugs at home, and wants to know where the boys and girls club of fullerton is. He also might want to kill someone.

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BigFrank105
August 10, 2006 7:22 AM

he seems to like the simpsons too, which can't mean he's ALL bad!

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mandingo
August 10, 2006 7:43 AM

and sex and the city though. he's like anakin skywalker choosing between light and dark

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ivytheplant
August 10, 2006 3:06 PM

That's nothing compared to this guy who searched for such wholesome family topics like:

1. how destroy demons that live in apt above
2. is buddism satanism
3. is hip hop and rap music a form of satanism
4. are niggers satan or demons or gremlins
5. animal sex
6. killing voyeur neighbors who are satanic cult mem
7. do niggers have x-ray vision
8. old russian nuns for sex (this was searched quite often)
9. old ladies who look like hillary clinton nude
10. mares and cows having sex with men
11. gays with overbites having sex
12. jeri ryan's e-mail address
13. who runs associates supermarket 155th st. nyc
14. history of swing jazz in u.s. europe
15. why do people belittle other people

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Zaster
August 10, 2006 5:11 PM

Speaking as a black buddhist with X-Ray vision, I am deeply saddened by that person's ignorance and intolerance.

Speaking as a voyeur, I am jacking off to his search results right now.

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areallystupidguy
August 11, 2006 2:02 AM

Nobody searched for "nipple penetration".

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fuzzyman
August 11, 2006 3:45 AM

But some people did search for "placenta recipes."

http://www.aolstalker.com/search.php?q=placenta+recipes

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UnknownEric
August 11, 2006 6:30 AM

quote:
7. do niggers have x-ray vision
Uh, yeah. Duh.

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attitudechicka
August 11, 2006 7:43 AM

quote:
That's nothing compared to this guy who searched for such wholesome family topics like:

1. how destroy demons that live in apt above
2. is buddism satanism
3. is hip hop and rap music a form of satanism
4. are niggers satan or demons or gremlins
5. animal sex
6. killing voyeur neighbors who are satanic cult mem
7. do niggers have x-ray vision
8. old russian nuns for sex (this was searched quite often)
9. old ladies who look like hillary clinton nude
10. mares and cows having sex with men
11. gays with overbites having sex
12. jeri ryan's e-mail address
13. who runs associates supermarket 155th st. nyc
14. history of swing jazz in u.s. europe
15. why do people belittle other people



I forgot what I searched for to find him, but I read that list too. I'm sad that he never did find his nude Hillary Clinton.

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DragonXero
August 11, 2006 8:20 PM

I found nude Hillary Clinton.
Everyone who wants to elect Hillary for president and get the first female president? Yeah. You might wanna rethink that.

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mandingo
August 13, 2006 3:23 AM

quote:
1. how destroy demons that live in apt above
to be a fly on the wall at those unlucky fuckers place!

*KNOCK KNOCK*

*creek*

"hey, john. what's with the axe?"

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niteowl
August 13, 2006 5:43 PM

quote:
But some people did search for "placenta recipes."

http://www.aolstalker.com/search.php?q=placenta+recipes


That was Tom Cruise.

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UnknownEric
August 14, 2006 5:49 AM

quote:
Everyone who wants to elect Hillary for president and get the first female president? Yeah. You might wanna rethink that.
I'm waiting for a black lesbian transsexual to run so we can kill all kinds of birds with one stone.

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HCRoyall
August 14, 2006 8:59 AM

quote:
quote:
Everyone who wants to elect Hillary for president and get the first female president? Yeah. You might wanna rethink that.
I'm waiting for a black lesbian transsexual to run so we can kill all kinds of birds with one stone.
A black lesbian transsexual robot.

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Rabid_Weasle
August 14, 2006 9:41 AM

It has to be handicapped as well.

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mandingo
August 14, 2006 10:33 AM

i fit 3 of those 5 requirements. ah, but which 3 my friends. which three

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HCRoyall
August 14, 2006 11:27 AM

quote:
i fit 3 of those 5 requirements. ah, but which 3 my friends. which three
Everyone knows you're a paraplegic lesbian robot, mandingo.

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ivytheplant
August 14, 2006 1:05 PM

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mandingo
August 14, 2006 11:42 PM

quote:
quote:
i fit 3 of those 5 requirements. ah, but which 3 my friends. which three
Everyone knows you're a paraplegic lesbian robot, mandingo.
they do now, loose lips

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