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matclarkeAugust 30, 2006 12:12 PM
at my work. she's hot.
UnknownEricAugust 30, 2006 12:13 PM
I'd like to bang this cute Jewish girl I work with. RAAAARRRRRRRR.
Cre8tive13August 30, 2006 12:26 PM
There's this really hot looking fat chick at work that I wanna stick my dick between her armpit and let her pretend she's playing the bag pipes...
BigFrank105August 30, 2006 12:30 PM
I wanna bang this one long haired dude that kinda looks like a chick if you look the right way and you're pretty drunk.
matclarkeAugust 30, 2006 1:36 PM
you're dead to me bigfrank105.
matclarkeAugust 30, 2006 1:37 PM
is asking for a quick romp in the broom closet too much to ask? what is the reality of that happening i wonder? maybe a 5% chance?
Cre8tive13August 30, 2006 1:56 PM
quote:is asking for a quick romp in the broom closet too much to ask? what is the reality of that happening i wonder? maybe a 5% chance? Buy her an unblemished cashmere sweater and she'll be stickin the end of the broomstick in your butt in NO TIME!
quote:is asking for a quick romp in the broom closet too much to ask? what is the reality of that happening i wonder? maybe a 5% chance?
booriteAugust 30, 2006 2:09 PM
quote:I wanna bang this one long haired dude that kinda looks like a chick if you look the right way and you're pretty drunk. Never mind, he's crap in bed.
quote:I wanna bang this one long haired dude that kinda looks like a chick if you look the right way and you're pretty drunk.
matclarkeAugust 30, 2006 2:35 PM
mary in accounts payable said she just got married and lost her virginity soon after but didn't like it.
AngryAmericanAugust 30, 2006 3:11 PM
i want to bang all of the 63 strippers i work with and i haven't even met them all yet.
Inflatable_ManAugust 30, 2006 4:20 PM
i wanna bang my head against the desk repeatedly for clicking on this thread.
ivytheplantAugust 30, 2006 5:24 PM
I want to bang the pool boy.
HCRoyallAugust 30, 2006 5:36 PM
I wanna bang half the people here.
AngryAmericanAugust 30, 2006 8:57 PM
i have decided anything smaller than me is female, therefore i want to bang all of you.
User #60395August 30, 2006 9:58 PM
i can get any chick i want i have had so many gf
UnknownEricAugust 31, 2006 7:01 AM
quote:i can get any chick i want i have had so many gfgf=ghey faygots OMGWTFLOLBURN!!!11!!!
quote:i can get any chick i want i have had so many gf
Ranger77August 31, 2006 11:48 AM
Once in London I told an English cleaning lady that I wanted to bang 'er. The next day she brought me sausages.
User #60395August 31, 2006 11:51 AM
it means girl friend dumass
matclarkeAugust 31, 2006 11:53 AM
that's dumb-ass
User #57041August 31, 2006 1:38 PM
quote:i have decided anything smaller than me is female, therefore i want to bang all of you. At the same time??? (Visualises how big the Pacific Ocean is ~~ *blink**blink**blink*)
quote:i have decided anything smaller than me is female, therefore i want to bang all of you.
AngryAmericanAugust 31, 2006 5:17 PM
are you asking for an SC orgy?
you're sick.
i'm in.
User #57041August 31, 2006 6:26 PM
quote:are you asking for an SC orgy? you're sick. i'm in. No. It's only a cold. I'm not!
quote:are you asking for an SC orgy? you're sick. i'm in.
:D
Matchbook_RomanceSeptember 1, 2006 12:55 AM
Whatever happened to making love?
<333
BigFrank105September 1, 2006 5:20 AM
It went out of style along with making babies.
The_young_scotSeptember 1, 2006 5:52 AM
quote:i have decided anything smaller than me is female, therefore i want to bang all of you. How tall are you exactly?
AngryAmericanSeptember 1, 2006 2:54 PM
6'6"/285
The_young_scotSeptember 1, 2006 3:48 PM
So not that tall then.....
ivytheplantSeptember 1, 2006 5:47 PM
quote:6'6"/285 I'll tell boorite to expect you.
quote:6'6"/285
AngryAmericanSeptember 1, 2006 8:02 PM
taller than you. shoulda eaten your veggies.
booriteSeptember 1, 2006 10:26 PM
Ivana Bang, the cleaning lady.
User #57041September 3, 2006 8:45 PM
quote:Whatever happened to making love?
It's been updated to "orgy" :D
matclarkeNovember 21, 2006 10:05 AM
Sorry for the poor quality, i'm only in the early stages of lurking.
Cre8tive13November 21, 2006 10:11 AM
Dude...I can totally see why you wanna throw her the length... That place is spotless!!!
AngryAmericanNovember 21, 2006 12:29 PM
mmmmm.....cleaning chick.......
nice t&a
UnknownEricNovember 21, 2006 12:56 PM
I just wanted to mention that I still want to bang that cute Jewish girl.
And her redhead roommate.
Preferably simultaneously.
AngryAmericanNovember 21, 2006 6:47 PM
mmmmmm....redhead.......
SpanklingNovember 21, 2006 8:54 PM
mmmmm..... hoooooover....
crabbyNovember 21, 2006 8:55 PM
The amateur photography was pretty creepy, but I thought of it as being more funny than creepy so I liked it.
matclarkeJanuary 2, 2007 9:26 AM
Well someone got to her before me. She is now preggers. So, at least now I know she likes to fuck, but is very fertile. hmmmmm
xxausrottenxxJanuary 3, 2007 10:33 AM
quote:She is now preggers. So, at least now I know she likes to fuck
thats a gross justification