-"Oh no, here comes a rock-hard column of shit!"
Heh... sorry, sorta an inside joke like "For the love of god and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding!", "Why don't you say it louder so Elise can hear it? Dick!", "I'd punch him in the face. RIGHT IN THE FACE!" and "That BITCH!"
My friends and I once put all those into a single sentence, well, except for the rock-hard column of shit one.