"Clear a path, folks. Mel Gibson's drink order, coming through."

She needs bigger boobs.

"One more hand on my ass and these mugs are gonna be broken over someone's head..."

This is how Ellen Degeneres would look to you if you were halfway into a kegger.

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This is how Ellen Degeneres would look to you if you were halfway into a kegger.

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Anyone see the right-hand similarity? One scary BIIIitch...

Boobs,
Beer,
Boobs,
Beer... must I choose?

I am in love.

You want these large bitter jugs
or my tiny sweet cans?

Tape your hands up, girls, it's Oktoberfist!