OK, the whole catapult craze is getting on my nerves. How many times have you been standing around batting the shit with your friends when suddenly a big rock covered in flaming pitch comes out of nowhere and takes your buddy's head off just as he's about to finish a story? I mean, sure they're fun. So is an abacus. That doesn't mean everybody should own one.

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Don't you mean trebuchets?

I mean yes I hate those fucking nerds.

wow. something i know about.
the device pictured it the above photo is an onager, or mule as it was called by the romans, not a trebuchet.

a trebuchet is a bit more like this:

there. you have learned something today. time for a nap.

Who cares? Say "catapult", and most people know what you're talking about unless you're a total fuckface.

I predict that people with catapults will take over the world, so you might as well just start sucking their dicks now.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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Who cares? Say "catapult", and most people know what you're talking about unless you're a total fuckface.

I predict that people with catapults will take over the world, so you might as well just start sucking their dicks now.

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agreed.

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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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But, there is something graceful about a 45 pound pumkin flying 37 yards.