For the love of retards, please stop jerking off!

The special olympics get better every year.

if this statement were true, I alone would've been responsible for purging the entire earth of retards.

Good point AA. I don't know what I was thinking when I posted that. I've heard that if your ejaculate were laid end-to-end the spooge would traverse the orbit of the earth around the sun. ;)

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Good point AA. I don't know what I was thinking when I posted that. I've heard that if your ejaculate were laid end-to-end the spooge would traverse the orbit of the earth around the sun. ;)

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i'm pretty sure my collected goo caused some sort of time-space rift, went back in time and killed off the dinosuars.

i'm pretty sure.

That reminds me... I should have a wank.

I knew a retard who hated himself so much he wanked off and God killed the retard up the street because there's nothing in the contract that says any specific retard is killed.

That reminds me, I think I'll surf for porn until George Bush dies.

I think this is not true. I think it is the opposite. Everytime you masturbate, God MAKES another retard.

Remember, the next retard God makes could be you.

Remember...

every time you masturbate a retard, God kills himself.

In that case, god's probably been dead since about Plato.

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I knew a retard who hated himself so much he wanked off and God killed the retard up the street because there's nothing in the contract that says any specific retard is killed.

That reminds me, I think I'll surf for porn until George Bush dies.

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everytime god kills a masturbator, a retard makes himself.

Every time God makes himself, the retards kill everybody.

Remember...

when retards kill retards in the name of God, God kills the retards who make retards to kill retards.

And thus ended the Age of Man.