You probably know about Ms Dewey:

The new MS spokes-slut.

Is it just me, or does she need it sideways? She never gave me a straight answer to this one.

I’m not suggesting a contest, but I would love to see many Photochopped versions of this ground breaking tool from MS. Any takers?

You can find her here: Ms Dewey

Hey, it's Spankling.

Search: Hello.
"I have no idea what you're talking about."
Search: Stripcreator.com
"You must be a real smart one. Hee hee."
Search: Show me your breasts.
"I'm sorry, did you think this was girl who does whatever you want .com?"
Search: Show me your breasts, bitch.
"The police are on their way."
Search: Show me your fucking breasts, whoremouth.
*screen blacks out*
"I don't think we'll be able to continue. Bye bye."

She tried to force me to install a Flash player. I told her I think we should just be friends first.

Search: Gosh you sure are pretty.
"Don’t try that with me you pathetic toe-sniffer! How long have you been trolling around that little stripper-wank-fest-pretending-to-be comics.com? And you still can’t tell Caption Mountain from Photoshop Valley? You are even more pathetic than all the girls say. Kiss my ass and go ask Jeeves how to get cum stains off your mother’s drapes!"
Search: But… but…
"No butt for you, bitch! Drop and give me twenty!"
Search: [grovel grovel grovel grovel grovel grovel grovel grovel grovel grovel grovel grovel grovel grovel grovel grovel grovel grovel grovel grovel]
"That’s right bitch! Do it right or I’ll stuff that new border fence up where my Latino fist will go if I ever see you around here again!"
Search: But…
*screen blacks out*
"I don't think we'll be able to continue. Bye bye."

"Hey LuckyGuess, can you see down my shirt now? Is this enough titty for you?"

It took a while, but Ms Dewey and me finally got to know each other. Here she is joining in for some fun.

I never get any fun. Just special shampoo and a tiny comb.