My new Dell laptop arrived. I opened the box and this is the first thing I saw.

AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!

Please, no singing into the toilet.

Please, fasten your seat belts and no autoerotic asphyxiation while the plane is in motion.

Sleeping on pillows is strictly forbidden.

Never mind how... why did you put your head into the steering wheel like that?

Dude, you're gettin' a Sphyxiated!

holding choking signs up to your face while driving is strictly prohibited. but fun, nonetheless.

"Oh no you should have gotten a mac and its killing me!"

Who ya gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!

Just say NO to opera-singing Powdered Toast Man imitators.