There are all sorts of technicalities that really really suck. One for instance, is that in order for me to do the five days of annual training I have scheduled for next week, I need to get a room at the base I'll be working at. But I can't get a room without having orders saying I'm supposed to be there for the specific dates, even though I'm on a roster of personnel to be working at said base for said dates. And I have yet to receive my orders.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to come up with some inane and ridiculous technicalities, or about things resulting from technicalities. Bonus points if you can do it in one panel. I'll judge this contest on the 15th, when I'm supposed to be back from my duty.