The name says it all. Basically I want you to create the worst superhero ever, or show an existing superhero going on a really lame adventure.

I'll judge once people stop entering.

So you might as well just judge it now then.

lolz!

Erectile Tissue Dysfunction Puppy appears where men are having that once-in-a-lifetime let down. She rolls around on the floor and laughs, distracting the man’s sexual partner long enough for the man to either jump out a window or palm himself back into shape!

Isn't anyone going to call me on entering a non-chopped image?

Ok, Spankling, I see your non-shopped picture and raise with a recycle of one of my old photohops:

Please don't judge me the winner, since I won't be around to make the next comp (and wouldn't even if I was...).

Marvolous Mexican Male Mopping.....guy.....

I'm stubbornly waiting for more entries

I don't suppose this qualifies as a "superhero", but I'm entering it anyway.

It looks more like a midget cross dresser with swollen testicles. There must be a call for a superhero like that!

Sweet Jesus, I totally forgot about this!

Thanks for all the entries, time to end this.

I hear by declare lukket the winner!