When heroin addicts get bored.

Once Juan got convicted and sentenced, he implored the judge not to be encarcerated of fear of becoming a cell block sissy.  So, the judge had the bailiff install this new, anti-salad tossing device.  Then, Juan asked if the judge would do the same for his asshole!

After this, Jasbir swore he'd never see that

some people have strange ways of saying "i'm a douchebag"

if hellraiser had been indie

"Look Ma! No cavities! At least we think so. The dentist couldn't get past my lips.

These things happen when people don't obey the No Swimming signs on the New Jersey coast.

Nam wins.

Oh, you wanted a Bud Light? I thought you said "jam several dozen needles into my face."

attention seeker

free blowjobs

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western woman are all slags, so im goin to stick pins in my face

hahaha stupid mexican.