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bunnerabb
October 31, 2001 2:50 PM

We are all still terribly, terribly fucked up about our geography and the cultural idioms that we were raised with.

English is a popular language.

The people who speak it largely mis-trust one another.

Funny has different Bell curves.

So does culture.

A lot of people resent the shit out of America.

Writing comedy is sometimes more difficult that drawing it.

We all have some semblance of an aspect to our upbringing that tells us that we already know that what is wrong is wrong.

We all laugh and cry when things are respectively good or bad.

Wirthling sucks.

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Spankling October 31, 2001 2:54 PM	A good sucky only costs $5.
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wirthling October 31, 2001 2:58 PM	Brad is god. We are largely a bunch of sarcastic, cynical geeks. Despite being a bunch of sarcastic, cynical geeks, we have soft underbellies. bunner is a cranky, old bastard.
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bunnerabb October 31, 2001 3:01 PM	quote: bunner is a cranky, old bastard. threadsponger.
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wirthling October 31, 2001 3:13 PM	quote: quote: bunner is a cranky, old bastard. threadsponger. indianposter.
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andydougan October 31, 2001 3:19 PM	Not all forums are populated by 5cr1pt k1dd135. There exist internet users who can spell.
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andydougan October 31, 2001 3:19 PM	Also: there are far more Glaswegians online than you would expect.
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wirthling October 31, 2001 3:22 PM	quote: Also: there are far more Glaswegians online than you would expect. Say, that reminds me--I've been meaning to tell Dubya that I saw Osama bin Laden hanging out in Glasgow.
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Drexle October 31, 2001 3:23 PM	Not much to add to the above statements right now excpet for a couple of personal reflecions: That I'm capable of being far funnier than I ever thought I was... That I'm nowhere near as funny as a lot of other people, and that comedy likely isn't a viable career move for me...
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bunnerabb October 31, 2001 3:26 PM	I wouldjust like to take this moment to say: I hate andydougan's sig. If I see "wisnae" or "boatles" one more time,I'm going to start shooting Scots at random.
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bunnerabb October 31, 2001 3:33 PM	And my spacebar is arsed.
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andydougan October 31, 2001 3:33 PM
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bunnerabb October 31, 2001 3:36 PM	BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG Sorry,
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bunnerabb October 31, 2001 3:46 PM	That being said,I love you guys,too. And gabe owes me a drink. Rock on, then....
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flickguy October 31, 2001 3:55 PM	Group Hug!!
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm October 31, 2001 6:01 PM	quote: BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG Sorry, My god. I havent seen anyone aim that badly with a shotgun since Christopher Reeve.
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arrandildocompany October 31, 2001 9:59 PM	quote: I wouldjust like to take this moment to say: I hate andydougan's sig. If I see "wisnae" or "boatles" one more time,I'm going to start shooting Scots at random. Ooooh, Ah widnae take 'at shite affae 'ish cunt! Schoow gatesh, hoff three! Gettin' puir boatled by mur big chuzhin, byraway mon! Hunnersh 'n' hunnersh eh honersh fae doon ra Scheme, boyshies!
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ObiJo
November 1, 2001 12:43 AM

- I've learned the difference between assertiveness and aggressiveness

- I've learned some html and UBB codes for the first time. (Sad, I know.)

- I've learned you can come to value the opinions most of those who agree with you least.

- I've learned there is a mathematical formula for funny just waiting to be discovered.

- I've learned being funny in person is much easier than in comics because of the use of iNfLeCtIoN.

- I've learned that if you feel like quitting after 300 comics, it's a good idea to shut the fuck up and write a couple hundred more instead.

- I've learned that bunnerabb hates andydougan's sig.

- I've learned that you get more bees with honey than by saying "Here bees" and clicking your tongue.

- I've learned that learnt is a word.

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evil_d
November 1, 2001 7:46 AM

Ah've laerned hoow tae speak Scoatish!

I've learned everything I know about quantum tunneling.

I've learned that there is an appropriate forum for anger and vitriol, and it's called "Fights Go Here".

I've learned that my girlfriend just doesn't appreciate quality humor like Mr. Broccoli Head and skeet-shooting comics.

I've learned that taking a weak joke, interfacing it with various historical or current events and other weak jokes, and eventually running it into the ground is always, always funny. And I mean that seriously.

I've learned that "pants" is apparently slang for "bad" in some backwards part of the world, which in turn has led me to realize that, the phenomenon of popular culture notwithstanding, some things are just universally and incorrigibly dumb.

I've learned some of the things other people have learned too.

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boorite November 1, 2001 11:14 AM	I've learned that I can't live without a few score smart, sarcastic, magnificent bastards to fuck with. I've learned that Glaswegians can't shut the fuck up about being Glaswegian. Shit, I learned the word "Glaswegian."
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boorite November 1, 2001 11:19 AM	quote: And gabe owes me a drink. A drink? That's like throwing a bucket of water on the Hindenburg.
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
November 1, 2001 11:27 AM

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I've learned that I can't live without a few score smart, sarcastic, magnificent bastards to fuck with.

I've learned that Glaswegians can't shut the fuck up about being Glaswegian. Shit, I learned the word "Glaswegian."

Ive learned that people hate Glaswegians simply because theyre Glaswegians , almost as much as people hate Americans simply for being American.

Only in our case , it appears to be a simple case of Jealousy.

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bunnerabb November 1, 2001 11:31 AM	quote: I've learned that people hate Glaswegians simply because they're Glaswegians , almost as much as people hate Americans simply for being American. Only in our case, it appears to be a simple case of Jealousy. Um.... Yeah! That's it! Yup. Jealousy, plain and simple. Nothing gets by you, mate!
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Drexle November 1, 2001 11:37 AM	quote: Only in our case , it appears to be a simple case of Jealousy. And that Glasgowegians are just as adept at self delusion as anyone else.
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bunnerabb November 1, 2001 11:37 AM	quote: quote: And gabe owes me a drink. A drink? That's like throwing a bucket of water on the Hindenburg. I'll have you know that I am down to half a bottle of whiskey per night out. Christ, man. You make me sound like a lush.
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
November 1, 2001 11:41 AM

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Also: there are far more Glaswegians online than you would expect.

Say, that reminds me--I've been meaning to tell Dubya that I saw Osama bin Laden hanging out in Glasgow.

Kabul clearly resembles Argyle Street on a saturday night at 2am anyway.

Im sure he could flatten those listed buildings that the developers keep trying to get permission to knock down and build something useful on.

History? PAH! Its Glasgow for chrissakes.

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boorite
November 1, 2001 12:07 PM

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Ive learned that people hate Glaswegians simply because theyre Glaswegians , almost as much as people hate Americans simply for being American.

Only in our case , it appears to be a simple case of Jealousy.

Um, I was trying to tell you I had never taken any thought of Glaswegians at all until you guys showed up and fucking wore us out on the subject.

Andy, I exempt you from the following remark, because you are a magnificent bastard, but:

FUCKING ENOUGH ABOUT GLASGOW AND EVERYTHING ABOUT FUCKING GLASGOW FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY DO YOU THINK WE CARE? DO YOU HEAR ME GOING ON AND ON AND ON ABOUT FUCKING DC AND BALTIMORE? WE ALL LIVE SOMEPLACE FOR FUCK'S SAKE SO SPARE US THE IMMERSION IN YOUR NARCISSISTIC LITTLE BACKWATER OF THIS BACKWARD PLANET.

Thanks. Sorry if I sound a little raw right now.

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boorite November 1, 2001 1:23 PM	I will probably regret that post in the morning, but you bastards had it coming.
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skagg November 1, 2001 1:25 PM	i live in nailsea whoooo yeah boiiiiii nailsea wah wah wah
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boorite November 1, 2001 1:30 PM	hahahahahhaha
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boorite November 1, 2001 1:31 PM	Dammitall, now I've boaked on mah trainers.
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bunnerabb
November 1, 2001 1:46 PM

I live in Cleveland.

That's in the North Central US, just south of Canada.

Gabe does, too.

We have several large buildings, and miles of lakeshore on Lake Erie. That's one of the Great Lakes.

The Great Lakes are the second largest body of fresh water in the world. Lake Baikal in Russia is larger.

Real estate in Cleveland is relatively inexpensive when compared to other large cities.

We coined the phrase "Rock and Roll", and Greater Cleveland audiences support more live music performance than any city in the world.

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is here in Cleveland.

We have more liquor licenses per capita in Cuyahoga county than damn near anywhere else. Cleveland drinks.

We used to be a huge industrial centre.

More syndicated cartoonists are from Greater Cleveland than anywhere else.

Now, read this every day until you want to belt me one.

That's what he means.

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boorite November 1, 2001 1:51 PM	Wait. I actually do want to hear all about Cleveland.
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kramer_vs_kramer November 1, 2001 2:05 PM	Did you know the city of Cleveland covers 79 square miles and has a population of 505,616?
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skagg November 1, 2001 2:07 PM	bristol has the lowest heroin price in europe at Â£20 per gram as apposed to Â£40
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kramer_vs_kramer November 1, 2001 2:11 PM	Plus "Bristols" is another word for breasts.
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itsclark November 1, 2001 2:33 PM	Looks like Bristol wins this round.
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skagg November 1, 2001 2:37 PM	quote: Plus "Bristols" is another word for breasts. never heard that one but i like it
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boorite November 1, 2001 2:45 PM	Tits is another word for breasts. I live in Titsville.
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gabe_billings November 1, 2001 3:12 PM	quote: Tits is another word for breasts. I live in Titsville. Can I come visit?
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ladyjdotnet
November 1, 2001 3:16 PM

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FUCKING ENOUGH ABOUT GLASGOW AND EVERYTHING ABOUT FUCKING GLASGOW FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY DO YOU THINK WE CARE? DO YOU HEAR ME GOING ON AND ON AND ON ABOUT FUCKING DC AND BALTIMORE? WE ALL LIVE SOMEPLACE FOR FUCK'S SAKE SO SPARE US THE IMMERSION IN YOUR NARCISSISTIC LITTLE BACKWATER OF THIS BACKWARD PLANET.

Thank you. I have itched to say something just like this for quite a while. I'm glad someone else snapped first.

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bunnerabb
November 1, 2001 3:37 PM

Cleveland also has the Cleveland Clinic, widely considered the premiere medical facility in the U.S.

This behemoth has swallowed up more real estate than Manifest Destiny, and boasts the finest medical research, surgical, transplant, and kidney treatment centres in the world. It also has Rainbow Babies and Children Hospital. This is regarded as the finest pediatric care facility in the world as well.

The Cleveland Orchestra is also regarded as without peer in the classical music community, and performs at Severance Hall; a venue with incredible acoustics. If you love classical music, then you must see the Cleveland Orchestra at Severance Hall once in your life. It is a moving experience.

And we got some fuckoff cool burger joints, too.

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ObiJo November 1, 2001 3:52 PM	quote: bristol has the lowest heroin price in europe at Â£20 per gram as apposed to Â£40 I have a feeling you'd like this game, skagg.
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wirthling
November 1, 2001 4:05 PM

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Cleveland also has the Cleveland Clinic, widely considered the premiere medical facility in the U.S.

This behemoth has swallowed up more real estate than Manifest Destiny, and boasts the finest medical research, surgical, transplant, and kidney treatment centres in the world. It also has Rainbow Babies and Children Hospital. This is regarded as the finest pediatric care facility in the world as well.

The Cleveland Orchestra is also regarded as without peer in the classical music community, and performs at Severance Hall; a venue with incredible acoustics. If you love classical music, then you must see the Cleveland Orchestra at Severance Hall once in your life. It is a moving experience.

And we got some fuckoff cool burger joints, too.

Stud.

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bunnerabb November 1, 2001 4:10 PM	quote: Stud. Oh, peshaw!
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andydougan November 1, 2001 4:37 PM	quote: Ah've laerned hoow tae speak Scoatish! Says who?
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habnem November 1, 2001 4:44 PM	las vegas is pretty cool. i just thought i'd reprazent for a moment--it's over now.
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attitudechicka November 1, 2001 4:49 PM	I've learned that if you have a pretty picture posted on the internet that you can be accepted by anyone. I haven't really learned this, but it is more inforced in my mind now. Love is one of those funny things. You can love and care for someone you've never met more than you can love your own father. And I've learned how to eat a chocolate chip cookie and pretend I'm not American. I think.
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bunnerabb November 1, 2001 4:55 PM	quote: I've learned that if you have a pretty picture posted on the internet that you can be accepted by anyone. So where's yours? :- )
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andydougan November 1, 2001 5:06 PM	quote: quote: I've learned that if you have a pretty picture posted on the internet that you can be accepted by anyone. So where's yours? :- ) She's obviously talking about me.
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