Did you know that male sea horses let the lady sea horses lay her eggs right into his mouth, and then he carries the kids around in there until they hatch? He's like natures ultimate bottom.

 

SHE: Swim over here Spankhorse! I'm gonna dump my ovaries down your fuckin' throat!

HE: Yes, my queen!

 <SPLORT!>

 

i may not only find a big news story in Gay City ...

i might even run into steve, that sexy bitch.

I may not only find a big news story in Gay City ...

... I might also track down the guy who made this fucking costume.

"...I might find a big, throbbing, veiny dick I can shove up my- uh, I mean, I might  find a Starbucks or something."

Meanwhile, back at the Batcave:

 

lool lool