Technically its a descending defensive position of the Tiger Crane form.

And, guess what he uses to make bagels...JEW-dough!  hahahahahahahahaha

As an aside... I've always wanted to see a champion sumo wrestler named Ira Bronzstein.

His yarmulke is one hell of an offensive weapon.

It looks like he's crushing the balls of some Gentile with his right hand, and with his left he's dangling that Gentile's sack of gold coins in front of him, like as a taunt. Ha! Got yer gold!

And after a long day of martial arts he likes to relax with a cold Jewish Macho beer.... He-brew!

jews can't fight and kung fu is for artsy types who don't really want to kick ass.

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umunhum wrote:
And after a long day of martial arts he likes to relax with a cold Jewish Macho beer.... He-brew!

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 That would be funnier if He-Brew weren't an actual beer.

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crackpanther wrote:
It looks like he's crushing the balls of some Gentile with his right hand, and with his left he's dangling that Gentile's sack of gold coins in front of him, like as a taunt. Ha! Got yer gold!

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"You want maybe I should dodge bullets?"
"Oi! What do I know from fershugginah physics!?"
"So you think maybe I should be fighting the goyas in suits perhaps?"