(I have no idea what this is so I'm calling it a mongoose till one of you tell me.)

- Still Benny wouldn't admit he had a problem.

- Joe had never known which was more ingrained in him: his sense of humor or his love of animals. A can of Sprite, a camera, and a dead mongoose later and the mystery was solved.

- As Detective Smith surveyed the crime scene, he only knew one thing for sure: Eddie "Ass Sniffer" Pravano had sniffed his last ass.

- Fred didn't care about NutraSweet warnings. Fred didn't care about studies done with lab rats. Fred didn't care about a goddamned thing but the ponies. I'll miss Fred. --- Fred's Eulogy

Shit, sorry about that. That's not how it previewed. If you want to see it:

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Hunter Joe had learned to exploit a little known fact about woodchucks: They will do ANYTHING for a can of soda pop. It almost made it a shame to pull the trigger.

- Bob The Beaver had always been one of lifes
risk takers. Yet when he tried to ride the heavily
shaken Soda can across I90 , you knew it was going
to end Badly.

- "Hey , mom , if you think i look bad , you should
see the other guy.

- Despite seeing it recently in a porno movie , Jeb
couldnt understand why he wasnt turned on be seeing
a can of soda on a hairy beaver.

- "New Afghan missile launcher fails to hit target".

I borrowed it and hosted it on my webspace...

- "You bastard... that was spiked, wasn't it?"

- Once again, the Emperor's life had been saved by a loyal food-testing woodchuck.

There he is, still as a wooden badger once again.

When Mr. Snurkle awoke, he thought he'd died and gone to Hell. Then he discovered he still had half a can of beer.

From the author of 'Watership Down' comes the new epic book 'Suck the Suds Down'.

Nasty, you got me with that one. Tell him what he wins, Johnny: