Auditions for the cover model of Odelay.

"Roll over... Now, beg... Mop the kitchen...Good boy!"

Swiffer crosses the line with the disposable mopdog

At night, the brushes at the car was become alive and roam the land.

i can't believe someone beat me to a swiffer joke.

Here we see a fine specimine of the rare Jamaican poodle.

"My life is an endless montage of humiliation and torment. End me!"

That's the dog talking, not me. Although it does sound like something I might say.

This is the ultimate dog for women:  not only is it cute and cuddly, but it also sprouts an unlimited supply of tampons...

"WHY WON'T ANYBODY BRUSH ME?!"

what's all the fuss? snoop dogg has dreadlocks...

don't put dogs in shredders