Get your mom some flowers you dang jerks!!!

Flowers should be indicted for perjury before a grand jury.

I baked cupcakes. They'll be gone in an hour tops.

I sent my mom an email.

I'm not all that romantically inclined toward my mom.

I like her and all, just not in that way.

I, on the other hand, would totally do your mom.

And have.

Doh! I walked right into that burn with gasoline drawers on.

Is that a BMW E36?

I got my wife two snow days for Valentine's Day.

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biped wrote:
Flowers should be indicted for perjury before a grand jury.

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But no one is "indicted before a grand jury." A grand jury issues indictments. Therefore, your admonition is nonsensical.

Yes, but I was talking about being indicted for committing perjury before a grand jury.   Therefore, your admonition and erroneous posting of a Hoss picture reacting negatively to my post is nonsensical.

This is Hoss' true reaction--to your post.

I got herpes.

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biped wrote:

Yes, but I was talking about being indicted for committing perjury before a grand jury.

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Were you really? I remind you that you are under oath. 

Shit! I forgot to hold my annual circle jerk this year!

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boorite wrote:

Were you really? I remind you that you are under oath. 

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No, I remind you that you are under oath.

Hee haw, classic "dipsy-doodle" comeback.