- "Shit, I hope he doesn't find that doggie hash-cookie I hid up my arse..."

- "What's going on? Oh, I see... he wants to sniff all our bums!"

• Cop: "All this so I could feel up the dog."
  
• Dog: "Me next! Me next! This looks like more fun than sniffing!"

No matter how hard the cop searched , he would never find Fido's "Hidden Pocket".

"No Officer , i told you. Thats Dog Shit. Its not in anyway a 3lb block of Grade A heroin. No Sirree"

Having made the phone call to the police, Ruff played along for fear that his master would know who had ratted them out.

- Having had reports of ball lickin' in the neighborhood, Officer Pete rounds up the usual suspects.

- "Why don't you boys make it easy on yourselfs and tell me which one of you is the boss, Mr. Fido."

- "I'm looking for a hacker. Goes by the name Kibbles N Bits N Bits N Bits."

- Ed had always dismissed thoughts of his dog Spot being gay. Until one day, when they walked by a crime scene...

- Dear Alpo, I never thought this would happen to me...

- The officer closely inspected the victims. Yep, there was no doubt about it. This was the work of Tobor.

- Following a hunch, Officer Joe finds the gay mafia's headquarters down at Receiving.

- "There's been a sexual assault, boys, and Mrs. Morgan's leg is here to identify the perpetrator."

- Turkey's done.

The gang learned they had seriously overestimated the cop's sense of humor when they began to fart the Hallelujah Chorus.