Just thought y'all might like to know that reading your moronic posts has made me so thirsty I intend to pour myself a draft beer from the confines of my wheeled office chair. I don't even have to get up to pour draft beer. In my home office, every day is Casual Friday.

I put this in the Fights section because I'm sure your jealousy will get ugly.

I don't have a job because I don't need to work.

FTW

I hope the misses doesn't let loose her latin rage on you after you pass out in your own vomit.

draft is spelled 2 ways in your post.

fucking mystifying

FUCK I AM SO JELOUSE!!!!1

ME TOO GOD DAMN IT!

Is that guy making that kid masturbate and then hitting him when he ejaculates in his own face?

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El_Phen wrote:
Is that guy making that kid masturbate and then hitting him when he ejaculates in his own face?

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No, but Batman is:

BATMAN IS NOT GAY!

Admit it. He's just a leeeetle bit gay.

i'm gay for spiderman.

but that's nothing new.

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BATMAN IS NOT GAY!

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Fan art doesn't count. Because if it did, then we'd have to believe that foxes are well-muscled, walk on hind legs, and have 10 inch cocks that they use to fuck a well-muscled, bipedal horse who also has a 10 inch cock.

I tried googling "foxes with 10 inch cocks" and instead of results being displayed, it told me I needed psychiatric help. Sheesh.

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I tried googling "foxes with 10 inch cocks" and instead of results being displayed, it told me I needed psychiatric help. Sheesh.

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I used a different search engine and got a link to some unpublished Dr. Seuss manuscripts. 

I used a different search engine and got an erection.

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Fan art doesn't count.

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This should be enough proof.

That is so out of context. Besides, I don't see Batman humping Tim Drake and he's prime real estate. If you like that kind of thing.

Batman isn't real.

Batman is really a possum. ZOMG!

You mean an awesome possum!

Oh christ, I just Googled this, thinking it couldn't possibly exist. I hate the internet.

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Besides, I don't see Batman humping Tim Drake and he's prime real estate. If you like that kind of thing.

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1.) Since Bruce adopted Tim, would it be considered incest?

II.) I bet Jason Todd likes teh buttsecks.

c.)  If I could do any DC heroine, I'd do Cassie Cain.

I'd be way more impressed with that Batman & Robin Frank Miller comic except for one nagging thing:

When the fuck is that lazy bastard going to put another issue out!? It's been over a year since the last issue! I don't care if he's the goddamned Frank Miller or not, there's no excuse for this!

Those gay Batman panels being used as evidence are merely taken out of context. Besides, most of them are pretty old. This, however, is pretty clear that Superman has been recently gay.

I feel sorry for whoever's ass he pounded. No wonder Jimmy Olsen looks so worried.

Batman is 100% not gay.

Superman, on the other hand, takes a big cock up his ass every day and then crushes it into a diamond.

Because that's just how he rolls.

While we're still on the subject of Batman...

Ivy, check this out.

Oh my god. That game combines two of my three loves. If it was radioactive, I would orgasm just looking at it.

I have no hope of this, but if they put it out on Gamecube, that would be cool. Or PS2, which I don't have yet because it hasn't gotten to the price I can justify buying it. Even better, they should just make an SNES or Sega Genesis version of it and that will make me totally happy.

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Oh my god. That game combines two of my three loves. If it was radioactive, I would orgasm just looking at it.

I have no hope of this, but if they put it out on Gamecube, that would be cool. Or PS2, which I don't have yet because it hasn't gotten to the price I can justify buying it. Even better, they should just make an SNES or Sega Genesis version of it and that will make me totally happy.

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Unfortunately, I think the last cool thing we're going to see on a Last Gen system is God of War II. Guess it's time for you to sell both kidneys for a PS3.

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Unfortunately, I think the last cool thing we're going to see on a Last Gen system is God of War II. Guess it's time for you to sell both kidneys for a PS3.

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Not until the price is under $100. I've never paid more than that for a game system and I refuse to start now. If I played console games more than once a year, maybe.

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woah. batman with green latern powers? he'd be unstoppable (unless someone figured out the weakness to wood ... read as much into that as you want.)

I actually have an Elseworlds where he becomes the Green Lantern. My little brother read it after eating a grape popsicle and I still can't get all the purple goo off the cover. Stupid boys.