"But Mommy, Pooh said we could make her into a nice little hat."

A young Ron Jeremy first learns to hammer that pussy.

Sorry.  I had to take the obvious one before y'all got it.

Piggy banks get more lifelike by the day.

I wont wet you take me wike you did my sistaa, you deepwaved beast! I must stop you!

"As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!"

Whack a cat with a hammer for a child, and they eat for a day.

Teach a child how to whack a cat with a hammer, and they eat for a lifetime.

After the cat got hammered on the head, the vet ran multiple tests and discovered that there was no effect on its I.Q. level, which was just two percentage points above plant life before the whack-job...

I'll prove that fluffy has 9 lives! Watch this!

Afterwards, there was blood everywhere.  Percy eventually recovered, but it took four months.  After that, he never, ever, attacked a cat again.

Is it just me, or is Winnie the Pooh laughing in the background?

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edoggydog wrote:
Is it just me, or is Winnie the Pooh laughing in the background?

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Somebody finally got my obscure Son of Sam reference.

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boloboffin wrote:

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edoggydog wrote:
Is it just me, or is Winnie the Pooh laughing in the background?

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Somebody finally got my obscure Son of Sam reference.

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I'm a little slow in the uptake.

Pooh was yelling at the cat, "LOOK OUT!  LOOK OUT!!"  But, just like my stupid fucking cats, it didn't listen, and the last thing that was heard from the pussy was a big Meeeee-OUCH!!