Hello, asshats. I was told you might be in need of my services. Here's my application:

Application Page 1

Application Page 2

Later, suckers.

Wow. Someone's got a little too much time on their hands.

Even bigfrank could have come up with something funnier than this.

I didn't know 'fuckstickery' was a word.

i'm pretty sure i know that guy.

i thought his application was brilliant. very qualified for trolling.

I have to admit to having a hearty laugh whilst reading aforementioned linked documents.

I enjoy these files.

We will keep your application on file for 30 days, after which, if you are not hired, you will need to resubmit your application for eligibility of employment.

I missed sub_M7, so I thought I'd try to create an alter ego of a zany but likable forum troll. Also, I was really bored. So I made that application. Then I realized alter egos are a giant pain in the ass.

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gabe_billings wrote:
Then I realized alter egos are a giant pain in the ass.

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I was planning on retiring, but if you insist...

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gabe_billings wrote:
Then I realized alter egos are a giant pain in the ass.

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You're telling me!