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80_Million_Fleas
April 30, 2007 10:28 PM

At 4:20 pm on April 30, 2007, 80_MillionJESUSz finally past away.

I'm sure you all are well aware of 8MJ's bout with cervical cancer, which was caught in its late stages. They tried every treatment under the sun, including bombarding him with radiation and taking a shit load of "Grungulans"--whatever that is.

In honor of his memory, I'm creating this post--and that's about it. Friends and relations should come here and pay their last respects.

Also, I call dibs on his kidney.

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AngryAmerican
May 1, 2007 1:54 AM

Let The Robotic Necrophilia Ensue.

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xxausrottenxx
May 1, 2007 5:00 AM

the bastard owes me five bucks

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biped
May 1, 2007 7:14 AM

This shocking news provokes me to laugh.  I guess that's as fitting a tribute as any.

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Zaster
May 1, 2007 9:01 AM

quote:
They tried every treatment under the sun, including bombarding him with radiation and taking a shit load of "Grungulans"--whatever that is.

I tried bombarding him with radiation even before I knew he had cancer.

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boorite
May 1, 2007 10:29 AM

I'm confused because they say radiation gives you cancer, and then they treat cancer with radiation. No wonder the guy is dead.

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UnknownEric
May 1, 2007 11:20 AM

quote:

boorite wrote:
I'm confused because they say radiation gives you cancer, and then they treat cancer with radiation. No wonder the guy is dead.

And I thought gamma radiation made you green and strong.  Worked for Bruce Banner and Leonard Samson...

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The_young_scot
May 1, 2007 11:51 AM

RAARRR!!!! HULK GET TUMOUR!!!!!

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ArtemisStrong
May 1, 2007 3:49 PM

Actually it's more like

"HULK boink girlfriend, HULK give girlfriend CANCER!"

 That, I believe, was the plot of Peter David's last issue on his long run on the Hulk.

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boloboffin
May 1, 2007 10:08 PM

Haha! ArtemisStrong's tagline makes unintentional humor!

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DragonXero
May 1, 2007 10:37 PM

What?

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