Since nobody ever enters my contests I think it'd be a good idea to find a way of subconciously coping with that sense of rejection. How? By issuing a challenge so difficult nobody will dare enter anyway: 

Make this prop funny.  I've never caught it in the act of making me laugh and I don't think I ever will.  No restrictions on photoshopping, panel numbers, etc., because I honestly don't think this can be done.