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Brad
November 3, 2001 2:03 PM

I get tons of these letters. But they've pretty much always not been written in Spanish:

To: brad@stripcreator.com
From: Godado.it Pay-per-Click Marketing (info@godado.it)

Buongiorno,
mi scusi se Vi disturbo, ma ho appena visitato la Vs. home page e ho pensato di scriverVi.

Forse non ci conoscete ancora, ma noi di Godado abbiamo il metodo piu' efficace
per la promozione on-line e sappiamo come aiutarVi a raggiungere i Vostri
obiettivi di traffico e visitatori.

Volete garantire al Vostro sito la maggiore visibilita' disponibile on-line?
http://www.godado.it/promote_i.vep?special

Volete sfruttare uno strumento di marketing flessibile, completo ed efficace?
http://www.godado.it/promote_i.vep?special

Godado.it, motore di ricerca UNICO in Europa per il suo metodo di pubblicita',
e' gia' utilizzato da 5.000 aziende italiane ed e' uno dei primi dieci
motori di ricerca in Italia, addirittura terzo per preferenza dagli
utenti di Dooyoo.it e Ciao.com Italia, dopo Google e Altavista.

Godado funziona con un semplice meccanismo che Vi permette di scegliere la
posizione nei risultati di ricerca. Voi potete quindi scegliere sia le parole
chiave piu' adatte a descrivere i contenuti del suo sito, sia il valore da
attribuire a tali parole.
Questo e' il modello pubblicitario di Internet sul quale dovete
puntare: pagare per visita e non piu' per esposizione!

Le aziende che iscrivono il proprio sito a Godado.it pagano solo se
il navigatore accede al sito dai risultati di ricerca di Godado: e' il cosiddetto "pay per click". E il costo per visita con Godado parte da meno di 100 lire (0.05 Euro)!

In questo modo Vi consentiamo di beneficiare di un effettivo ritorno
dell'investimento, controllabile giorno per giorno autonomamente
attraverso un accesso a Voi riservato da password.
L'investimento minimo per iscriversi a Godado.it e' di solo 100 Euro e
rappresenta il sistema piu' conveniente di pubblicita' in Internet oggi
disponibile, e gia' sta rivoluzionando Internet.

Investire in Godado.it e' come acquistare una carta prepagata, poichÃ©
il credito diminuira' ogni volta che sara' utilizzato, ossia ogni volta
che il vostro sito ricevera' una visita da Godado.it.

Venite a provare oggi stesso, non ve ne pentirete.
http://www.godado.it/promote_i.vep?special

Per finire, potete anche usufruire di passaggi esclusivi nella nostra popolarissima newsletter chiamata -TopSites, i migliori siti della rete- con gia' piu' di 100 mila iscritti: un immediato boom di visite gia' solo dopo poche ore dalla spedizione!

Grazie per l'attenzione. Per maggiori informazioni, non esitate a contattarci.
Possiamo anche farVi contattare da un nostro responsabile.

Per intanto,
cordiali saluti.

Godado Italia Srl
Pay-per-positioning Search Engine
Marketing e Comunicazione
http://www.godado.it/promote_i.vep?special

Leggi che cosa dicono di noi:
http://godado.it/godado.pperl?Keywords=godado%20italia&w1=99&URL=immedia.it

English Version
http://www.godado.com
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Questa e' una comunicazione esclusiva, unica e business to business
diretta agli autori ed operatori del settore Internet interessati ad aumentare la visibilita' del proprio business on-line in modo intelligente ed efficace.

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itsclark
November 3, 2001 2:24 PM

Actually, it's Italian. Babelfish gives this translation:

Buongiorno, me excuses if You disturbance, but I have as soon as visited the Vs. Home Page and have thought about scriverVi. Perhaps you do not know to us still, but we of Godado have the effective method piu' for the promotion on-linens and know like aiutarVi catching up Your objectives of traffic and visitors. You want to guarantee to Your situated greater visibilita' available on-linens? http://www.godado.it/promote_i.vep?special You want to take advantage of one instrument of flexible, complete and effective marketing? http://www.godado.it/promote_i.vep?special Godado.it, ONLY motor of search in Europe for its method of pubblicita', e' gia' used from 5,000 Italian companies and e' one of the first ten motors of search in Italy, quite third party for preference from the customers of Dooyoo.it and Ciao.com Italy, after Google and Altavista. Godado works with a simple mechanism that allows You to choose the position in the search result. You can therefore choose you are the words key piu' adapted to describe the contents of its situated one, you are the value to attribute to such words. This e' the advertising model of Internet on which you must head: to pay for visit and not piu' for exposure! The companies that enroll the just situated one to Godado.it pay alone if the navigator approaches the situated one from the result of search of Godado: e' the so-called one " pay for click ". And the cost for visit with Godado Euro leaves from less than 100 Liras (0.05)! In this way we concur You to benefit of a effective return of the investment, controlable day for day independently through a classified access to You from password. The minimal investment for iscriversi to Godado.it e' only 100 Euro and represents the convenient system piu' of pubblicita' in Internet today available, and gia' it is rivoluzionando Internet. To invest in Godado.it e' like acquiring one prepaid paper, since the credit diminuira' every used time that sara', that is every time that a your situated ricevera' visit from Godado.it. You come to try this very day, ve ne you will not repent http://www.godado.it/promote_i.vep?special In order to end, you can also have use of of passages exclusive rights in our most popular one newsletter called - TopSites, best the situated ones of the network with gia' piu' of 100 mila enrolled: an immediate boom of visits gia' only after little hours from the shipment! Thanks for the attention. For greater information, not hesitated to contattarci. We can also farVi contact from a our responsible. In order while, cordial salutes.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
November 3, 2001 2:53 PM

Im so tempted to translate this as "We are an Italian web marketing company. Give us money to advertise your site".

But ive stayed in Italy , and i know how it should be translated.

"We are an Italian Web Marketing company (in name only). We will advertise your site on another website which has nothing to do with your website. Then , after your made you inital payment , we will sell this contract onto another , smaller company , who will in turn , sell it onto another smaller company , and eventually , if youre lucky , youll end up being advertised on a Ukranian porn site.

Regards

Massimo (Becuse Every Italian managerthat ive ever met is called Massimo).

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
November 3, 2001 2:53 PM

Im so tempted to translate this as "We are an Italian web marketing company. Give us money to advertise your site".

But ive stayed in Italy , and i know how it should be translated.

Regards

Massimo (Becuse Every Italian manager that ive ever met is called Massimo).

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Brad November 3, 2001 4:03 PM	My statement of "But they've pretty much always not been written in Spanish" still remains true then.
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lemur68 November 3, 2001 4:18 PM	quote: But ive stayed in Italy ...."which is different from Glasgow in thousands of ways, all of which I will tell you about right now."
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm November 3, 2001 5:40 PM	quote: quote: But ive stayed in Italy ...."which is different from Glasgow in thousands of ways, all of which I will tell you about right now." Oh how little you know me.
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andydougan November 3, 2001 7:06 PM	I'm too drunk and too stoned. Help.
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm November 3, 2001 7:23 PM	Arent you supposed to give some kind of respectable persona in case you bring the image of the paper into disrepute? BTW , whats the release date on Jay and Silent Bob strike back over here anyway? Anyone know?
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andydougan November 3, 2001 7:27 PM	I think the Evening Times is disreputable enough thanks to the atrocious Animal Crackers. J&SBSC is released on the 24th of August, I believe.
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
November 3, 2001 7:39 PM

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I think the Evening Times is disreputable enough thanks to the atrocious Animal Crackers.

J&SBSC is released on the 24th of August, I believe.

The one thing i hate most about movies is them holding back a good film for 8 or 9 months for the UK audience.

AND WHEN WILL WE SEE THE ANIMATED SERIES OF CLERKS FFS.

Sky had supposedly picked it up , and then we heard nothing more of it. And having seen the first episode , which was the funniest thing ever , im desperate to see the remainder.

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andydougan November 3, 2001 7:43 PM	Of course, it should be J&SBSB, not J&SBSC. And I only just realised that the 24th of August has already passed. Time for bed, methinks.
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crabby November 3, 2001 8:14 PM	quote: AND WHEN WILL WE SEE THE ANIMATED SERIES OF CLERKS FFS. I bought the whole series on DVD for like 30 bucks.
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm November 3, 2001 8:18 PM	quote: Of course, it should be J&SBSB, not J&SBSC. And I only just realised that the 24th of August has already passed. Time for bed, methinks. Very much so , as , in checking dates , i note that was the American release date. And you being the mecca of film information you are , i figured youd know. Anyone else Know?
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Spankling November 3, 2001 10:41 PM	You write for a paper, Andy? I thought you had some skill job, like brick layer...
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andydougan November 4, 2001 7:50 AM	No such luck. 9756
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kramer_vs_kramer November 4, 2001 8:25 AM	I wish I'd thought of pretending to be a journalist when I first registered for this site. I could have been a food critic or something.
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andydougan November 4, 2001 8:33 AM	Like Diner Tec.
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DexX November 4, 2001 8:54 AM	After I thought of pretending to be a married, 27-year-old full-time uni student, my limited imagination was completely exhausted.
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kramer_vs_kramer November 4, 2001 8:59 AM	quote: After I thought of pretending to be a married, 27-year-old full-time uni student, my limited imagination was completely exhausted. That's some crazy imagination you've got there, fella!
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gabe_billings November 4, 2001 12:19 PM	quote: I think the Evening Times is disreputable enough thanks to the atrocious Animal Crackers. J&SBSC is released on the 24th of August, I believe. J&SBSC Jay and Silent Bob Suck Cock. Not Jay, but that tubby bitch loves the cock.
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kramer_vs_kramer November 4, 2001 12:21 PM	Well, he certainly looks insatiable.
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lara7 November 4, 2001 9:11 PM	quote: I get tons of these letters. But they've pretty much always not been written in Spanish: shame on you, Brad! Only Americans are supposed to be so ethnocentric that they can't discern languages that aren't English. Please surrender to the nearest RCMP officer and move immediately to Iowa.
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Brad
November 5, 2001 3:52 AM

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I get tons of these letters. But they've pretty much always not been written in Spanish:

shame on you, Brad! Only Americans are supposed to be so ethnocentric that they can't discern languages that aren't English.

Please surrender to the nearest RCMP officer and move immediately to Iowa.

The only proof I have that it was my illness and not actual cultural ignorance is that all their domains end in .it, which means my net-savvy levels were at critical levels at the time of the posting as well.

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