'wank'

I hate it. It's a stupid word and it should die. thank you.

Wanker

i think if we should ban all the negative prefixes like non- and un- and anti-, so there would be no more war

Wank is a wonderful, wonderful word. It has so many uses:

1. Clear out of my sight, ya fuggin' wanker.
2. Tugged like a fucker last night! Best wank ever.
3. What rhymes with tank? WANK!

Not to mention all the different variations:

1. Titty-wank
2. Rim-wank
3. Hand wank
4. Foot wank
5. Granny wank
   
6. Elongated wank
7. Doublehanded wank
8. No-hander wank
9. Hilary wank
   

But what will mattmallone do?

You know what word I hate: Bewusstseinslage.

All the kiddies on the intarwebz think it's kewl now, but I'm sick of it. I can't go anywhere without seeing "Bewusstseinslage, d00dz!!" or something similarly inane. If Bewusstseinslage were a person, I would be forced to skullfuck him to death. Fuck you, Bewusstseinslage!

I wonder if this works on Iron Man, too.

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Zaster wrote:
skullfuck him to death.

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Skull-wank*

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UnknownEric wrote:
I wonder if this works on Iron Man, too.

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No... Only on War Machine, sadly.

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UnknownEric wrote:
I wonder if this works on Iron Man, too.

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Captain America is dead... again... apparently from too much wanking... :(

Ah don't care whut y'all say--ah lahk that there Wank Martindale.

glue shut thy piss flaps

We need the word 'wank' because no one takes 'diddle' seriously.

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themushroom wrote:
We need the word 'wank' because no one takes 'diddle' seriously.

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Diddle does diddle-ey squat for me. I can get off on just the word 'wank'.

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oh crap I did it again...scuse me, gotta change clothes now.

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NooniePuuBunny wrote:

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UnknownEric wrote:
I wonder if this works on Iron Man, too.

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Captain America is dead... again... apparently from too much wanking... :(

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Everytime you wank, God kills Captain America.

No, his girlfriend kills him.

OMG SPOILERS

No, seriously, if you haven't read the comic yet, you don't deserve to be surprised.

Also: Someone tell Marvel to knock that shit off. I'm tired of trying to figure out what the hell is going on. Leave this crisis bullshit to DC every 10 years ago. Marvel has an elastic continuity, it doesn't need that shit. DC does.

For those who dont' know, that basically means that in the Marvel Universe, WWII actually happened around the 70s or some shit. It's a lame ass idea, but some are guessing that basically, Marvel is thousands of universes. After every story arc, it's a new universe. DC does this too, but they make it obvious and wipe out old continuities, often.

Now Marvel is doing it. House of M, then the Civil War and now the Initiative. Knock it the hell off, Marvel.

This is why I stick to Elseworlds trades. Too much confusion in any regular line.

Okay and Marvel? Could you stop the lame angst shit? Seriously, this is why I stopped reading Marvel entirely in 1994. I couldn't go a fucking page without having to hear about how tortured someone was. And that whole shit where, in each fucking issue, you have to reintroduce the origin of every character who appears, is really stupid. I'm sorry, but if some kid doesn't know who the X-Men are by now, he's stupid.

STOP MAKING COMICS UNREADABLE!

"Meanwhile, in the closet of Peter Parker, otherwise known as The Amazing Spider-Man, who was bitten by a radioactive spider and given the powers of said spider..."

WE KNOW. SHUT UP, MARVEL.

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DragonXero wrote:

"Meanwhile, in the closet of Peter Parker, otherwise known as The Amazing Spider-Man, who was bitten by a radioactive spider and given the powers of said spider..."

WE KNOW. SHUT UP, MARVEL.

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NO, YOU SHUT UP

K

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And you all scoffed when I said that biped was a horrible, horrible man.

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boorite wrote:
And you all scoffed when I said that biped was a horrible, horrible man.

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Yeah, but they were scoffing at the "man" part, not the "horrible, horrible" part. (Just kidding, biped.)

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DragonXero wrote:

"Meanwhile, in the closet of Peter Parker, otherwise known as The Amazing Spider-Man, who was bitten by a radioactive spider and given the powers of said spider..."

WE KNOW. SHUT UP, MARVEL.

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if someone hasn't read the Ultimates series by now, they deserve to be lost.

also : who, over the age of 10, doesn't know the Peter Parker = Spiderman and that he got bit by a spider to get the powers? Seriously. It's like telling us Clark Kent is from Krypton every fucking book.

It's not like we've never heard of either of them before, you know?

BTW :

Wank is a versitile, useful word that is rich in history. (Jack Perkins voice required)