this thread is for sophisticated chat and banter amongst british citizens of the united kingdom only.

british soldiers are 89.8 % more likely to pull a woman in afganistan than a yank. and 98.2% more likly to pull a woman in afganistan than an afgan male.

Pull a woman?  Like, on a red wagon, down the street?

Fuck Britain, I'm Scottish. All aboard my red wagon!

You're on the wagon?

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Fuck Britain, I'm Scottish. All aboard my red wagon!

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Scotland FTW

Bitches.

I'm FUCKING Scottish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...in the ass.  With a greased cactus.  They love it.

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mattmallone wrote:

british soldiers are 89.8 % more likely to pull a woman in afganistan than a yank. and 98.2% more likly to pull a woman in afganistan than an afgan male.

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And I still don't know what the fuck THAT means.

i lyke gramor errerz.

I can get sex on my accent alone.

Irish > *

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not_Scyess wrote:

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mattmallone wrote:

british soldiers are 89.8 % more likely to pull a woman in afganistan than a yank. and 98.2% more likly to pull a woman in afganistan than an afgan male.

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And I still don't know what the fuck THAT means.

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I got this e-mail from a friend today:

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Greetings from Austria. I raged on Friday night in Vienna. It wasn't my big night out but happened to pull a hot 20 year old Hungarian girl. I'll check out the Volksgarten when I return to Vienna next week.

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What if I'm fucking someone who is British? Can I post in this thread then?

I had some Earl Grey today. Does that count?

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choadwarrior wrote:

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not_Scyess wrote:

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mattmallone wrote:

british soldiers are 89.8 % more likely to pull a woman in afganistan than a yank. and 98.2% more likly to pull a woman in afganistan than an afgan male.

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And I still don't know what the fuck THAT means.

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I got this e-mail from a friend today:

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Greetings from Austria. I raged on Friday night in Vienna. It wasn't my big night out but happened to pull a hot 20 year old Hungarian girl. I'll check out the Volksgarten when I return to Vienna next week.

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That clarifies things a bit.  I was confused why the British are more likely to pull an Afghan woman than yank her.

i pulled a right fucking munter, i licked her fanny when i was pissed

Richard Garriot is Lord FUCKING British.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDP5SthIl98

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you have uncle sam, we have uncle pedo 

Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON....AND...AND...

 

thats freaky!!, mine look just like that!!

but with a few pubes scattered about

Right-o my good chap.

Its Wellington McNocock!

Looks like some one doesn't want Kajun to go on holiday

I was just about to board a flight to St. Louis to sexx0r the shit out of Chicka.

Once again my plan is foiled!

Hurray for working in a government building!

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KajunFirefly wrote:
I was just about to board a flight to St. Louis to sexx0r the shit out of Chicka. Once again my plan is foiled!

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 I had the strangest dream last night of being crammed in the backseat of someone's car next to Chicka, Kajun, and Jes Lawson on the farthest side.  I remember thinking that Chicka was much, much prettier in real life than she was in pictures.  I remember later on having a conversation with Jes while Chicka buggered off somewhere and Kajun lay prone and drunk under the bar.

That must have been a dream, I'd drink your Yankee ass into the grave!

Also, I'd like to see Fox News and CNN produce Hollywood movies. Their "eye witness" reports on the Glasgow airport story would put any script writer to shame.

Entertaining, but ultimately embarrassing.

I'm embarrassed at the incompetence of our terrorists.

I'm embarrassed about my city councillors. Sorry for the re-post.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/6469451.stm

Incidentally being British is great. It's almost as good as being of English, Welsh, German, Spanish and West Indian descent like me. I'm descended from so many nationalities that have been evil in the past there's NO ONE who can't NOT hate me. Just like the British.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/6262266.stm

http://www.johnsmeaton.com/

My personal favourite John Smeaton interview is the one on this page entitled "John having a stroll with an ITN Interviewer".

Particularly his closing statement. Churchill, eat yer bollocks off!

We'll set aboot ye!

Fucking classic.

I'm actually surprised a mob of Glaswegians didn't attack the suspects, break bottles on their faces and stab them. You guys must be going soft.

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I'm embarrassed about my city councillors. Sorry for the re-post.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/6469451.stm

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I saw a TV show about robots that featured the guys who developed that falcon. After an hour, I still wasn't sure why it was classified as a robot.

I like how there's a fund to buy John Smeaton 1000 pints. It's all very well takin' down the terrorists like a hard-ass motherfuck (which is how I believe Jackie Bird described it), but is it too much to ask that you do it without promoting negative stereotypes about our people?

Yes.

Mmmyes, ripping good laugh.

so i was just wondering if you crazy brits had a 'lost the new world day' holiday commerating the day you got your scone-eating asses kicked off the north american continent?

just curious, ya know. in case you thought you were better than us or something....

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so i was just wondering if you crazy brits had a 'lost the new world day' holiday commerating the day you got your scone-eating asses kicked off the north american continent?

just curious, ya know. in case you thought you were better than us or something....

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No, but Big Gordie reckons we should have a "Britain Day", which would be analogous to your Independence Day. So that we could celebrate our British values and what not. What he doesn't seem to have noticed is that most countries' national day of celebration marks the day they got rid of those "British values" and kicked some limey cunt.

They swapped Die Hard 2 for Cliffhanger.

The terrorists have already won

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i like drinking tea