American pussies, I make challenge at you. The two of us will make a fight. Before you answer, better to have look at you. Please - it is too much the joke!

You think you can make a fight with me? What a bunch of joke. Already I can hear you crying at once. I am punching you in my dreams!

You have the biggest weapons but there are nothing hanging down where your jewls should be. In Canada, we are all here making joke of you. Brad is biggest at making joke. He says you have no jewls! Ha ha. What say you in issue to that?

I'll see you in three days.

I'LL BE WAITING, BITCH!

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American pussies, I make challenge at you. The two of us will make a fight. Before you answer, better to have look at you. Please - it is too much the joke! You think you can make a fight with me? What a bunch of joke. Already I can hear you crying at once. I am punching you in my dreams! You have the biggest weapons but there are nothing hanging down where your jewls should be. In Canada, we are all here making joke of you. Brad is biggest at making joke. He says you have no jewls! Ha ha. What say you in issue to that?

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Ill Mitch is "Punching While Rap."

only in canada can a sport involving ice skating be considered macho. they probably drank beer and highfived each other while watching nancy kerrigan's performance saying things like "she's so gutsy" before retreating to the sauna to suck each others cocks and congratulate themselves on holding france at bay to remain the 2nd least feared country in the world

The number one sport in America has you place your hands on a man's balls who is leaning in front of you.

MACHO!

Lets all put our sport issues aside and have a party at my place.

I will not judge men fondling other men's balls.

Much.

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The number one sport in America has you place your hands on a man's balls who is leaning in front of you.

MACHO!

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The number one sport in America has you place your hands on a man's balls who is leaning in front of you.

MACHO!

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Besides, any country that invents a sport like Curling has no right to talk. Take THAT, Canada.

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Hello again American pussies. It is well for you who do not to accept my challenge. Check out this pictors of me, taken with top-off-the-line Canadian camera phone. They were taken by admiring girlfriend of yours when you were not watching her!

Here you can clearly see my crippling mussels. Americans are but skinny stickmen by comparison! Which of you can stand against such strength as this?

Here is me destroying retched American import with bare fists! Clearly, it would embarass you to be in fight against such giant power.

Now run back to your mamma's bussom, skinny stickboys. Be sure tell her that I enjoy her company very much last night! I will sit back and laugh some more at you while sipping fine Canadian vodka.

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Intelligent people in the US watch Baseball, which is about as manly as it gets, because we have linked it to sex with women in our minds.

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The smartest people, and by that I mean wealthiest, only indulge in the sport of kings. And by that I mean incest.

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Hello again American pussies....Now run back to your mamma's bussom, skinny stickboys.

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^^ Bah! That is not pictor of me. That is perhaps pictor of Santa Claus! It look like he is pleasing himself to collection of elf porn.

This year, I make sure password protect elf porn collection.

OF YOUR CHALLENGE I AM LAUGHING! HA! HA!

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Then you and I must make a fight. One look of my fighting powers, and you will be laughing on the other side of your face!

How can it be fight when you sleep eyes closed on a pool of your body's liquids? Ask many, that is result of challenge me!

America is awesome because we have this guy:

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America is awesome because we have this guy:

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America is awesome because we have this guy:

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i have season 1 on dvd.

not sure i should have admitted that

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I think I may have heard that a movie was somewhat in the works.

What the hell is it?

GOD DAMMIT, IVY! THAT'S THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO! SHOW SOME RESPECT!!!

"I never thought I could feel so free-e-e!"

what's strange about the first season is that his name is Mr. Hinkley for the first 4 episodes or so and then got changed to something like Mr. Harris. i wonder if it was because of the assasination attempt.

also, he's a high school teacher and has both Julie from V and Eddie of Eddie in the Cruisers in his class.

lool. i just looked it up on wikipedia and here's what it had to say:

The main character's name was originally Ralph Hinkley, but after the assassination attempt of Ronald Reagan by John Hinckley, Jr. on March 30, 1981 (only 12 days after the pilot episode aired), the character's last name was amended to "Hanley" for the Season 1 episode "Reseda Rose". For the rest of the 1st season, he was either "Ralph" or "Mister H". During the episode aired the night of the assassination attempt, the sound of a jet airplane was used to dub over the last name being spoken, and in subsequent episodes there was overdubbing of his students calling him "Mr. H" instead of "Mr. Hinkley." At the start of the 2nd season the name had changed back to Hinkley.

Did you know that Mr. Drummond was originally "Mr. Testiclegulp?"

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I still can't believe they cut that scene where KITT gives Michael Knight a wheel job.

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 Well the horn blows and check out KITT's rimjobs.

Do not argue to me! I squeeze you like a LEMON!

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GOD DAMMIT, IVY! THAT'S THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO! SHOW SOME RESPECT!!!

"I never thought I could feel so free-e-e!"

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He looks like he just put on some tights and decided to chill on the American Flag. Sound like he was dissing America. Im With you Zaster and not only because im a full Canadian. Because Canada is better!

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GOD DAMMIT, IVY! THAT'S THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO! SHOW SOME RESPECT!!!

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He looks like he just put on some tights and decided to chill on the American Flag. Sound like he was dissing America. Im With you Zaster and not only because im a full Canadian. Because Canada is better!

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Canada sucks (sorry kitty and rabid)

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BIG FRANK IS HUGE PUSSY!!! These words are meaning war! I make fight with you in anyplace at time of you to choose. The loser must do all of winner's lumberjack chores for whole year. I have many lumberjacking chores waiting for you, American pussy! Perhaps you build up those skinny stick arms like real man by the time I am done with you.

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Fucker! I'll just continue to bomb you while simultaneously trying to make you eliminate all weapons programs! MWAHAHAHAHA!

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Fucker! I'll just continue to bomb you while simultaneously trying to make you eliminate all weapons programs! MWAHAHAHAHA!

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Zaster is to making me the laughing.

First with the English he is of mangling. Also boasting the greatness that is not there of himself.

Greatly will I be in enjoyment when crushing his frail body with its bones of weakness.

I am huge pussy :'(

Zaster is of the pretending I am not there because of the beefy man-ness that is me. His pants are wet with the urinations of his fear.

I must make apologies, HcRoyal -- I did not take you for serious! You break my bones? Ha Ha!! You should have left it as joke!

Soon you will see how just one of my great arms ranks thicker than your entire skinny body. You will disbelief your eyes, but my meaty fist wrapped clear around your scrawny geek neck will convincing you otherwise! Then I will squeeze until your entire head becomes bursted. In this manner, everyone will see how filled with bullshit you are. You will be as like skinny pinyata filled with bullshit instead of candy.

Oh ho HO! Zaster in foolishness have you mistaken me for the boorite! I am mighty man of colossal muscles for the crushing of rock! Like the dog which hangs between its legs the tail of shame, you will run from me when we meet. Oh, how your embarassment will be of great proportion.

Mightiest of warriors are but capret stains beneath my feet.

Behold pictures of my mightyness as I transform into that of a tiger and battle mighty beasts for fun!

Even in the childness of my youthhood would I battle the wildness of animals!

Zaster, your puny threats of feebleness are no match for ferocity of the beast monster of myself!

Ha Ha Ha! I did not know they make tigers that skinny. I feel sorry for poor creature. He must be reject from American circus, half starved from feeding on skinny American stickboys.

HCRoyal, you are such a bullshit. Real Canadian tiger would have you over for breakfast in no time. I ride real Canadian tiger to lumberjack camp each day. I raze him from kitten, and even then he was bigger than skinny stick animal in pictor.

And then you say you can turn into tiger. Canadian legend speak of such a thing, but still I say you are filled with bullshit. I would like to see this with own eyes. You can not do this in real, can you? I dont belief it.

Zaster! I make challenge! First to master the change of oneself to a form that of a bear is to be choosing the location of our rumbling.

On count of three! One! Two! Three!

Aha! behold the speed at which I am transforming!

Mastering the bear form is lik the fornicating with your mother! Easy as pastry!

Watch as I prepare to mangle the automobile of tourists in my mighty form!

"Easy as pastry!"

I read that this morning and proceeded to say it all day at work.  Its awesomeness bade me do it.

So now New Zealanders think Americans are even dumber than they already did.

Here is pictor of me transformed into fearsome bear! You have proven yourself to be true warrior, HCRoyal, but now you see that I can do same. It is best we do not make fight against one another. In our battle frenzy we are likely to lay waste to surrounding territory.

I still say Americans are a pussy, but perhaps there is one or two acceptions.