...but according to Guinness, the record for world's hottest chili pepper is held by the Habenero Diablo of the south central Chiapas.

This little light of mine... I'm gonna LET IT SHINE!!!

I also enjoyed Big Trouble In Little China.

even if you led a sinful life, you can still get into heaven by giving the Holy Ghost a blowjob

He was hungry again an hour later.

The next phase in LED lighting techology.

That burger was 100% Three-Mile Island Beef...

SHOOP DA WOOP!!!!

His dentist said it was the worst case of GINGILIGHTIS he has ever seen.

"Oh, God...  Who invited that asshole?  He can literally suck the energy out of any party!"