I think you all should know (this is not true so fuck off if you want or are undecided) I hate this god damn place and everything about it and the only reason I come back is this is the only place on the internet anyone knows who I am. There are many good people I like here but the way you all carry on is so annoying and there are so many people I don't like that when I come back I want to leave again.

If anyone does remember me (and this is what I hope because I like people knowing who I am even if I hate them) they most likely remember me as something of a wanker. This is not anything I planned but it is hard for me to say anything positive about what I see here, and I fear if I say nothing I will be forgotten. I think all the new art is shit and the idea of LOL COMICS!! doesn't appeal to me anymore. I did like it here once, but I was born in 1986 and registered in 2001 so I am going to count this as my fault and not an instance of the best days being in the past.

crabby who I thought was the best person here turned out to be more than a bit pathetic which I thought was funny.

I have nothing against blacks or gays or Asians or anyone else but I do believe women are inferior to men in almost every way. I think the United States of America is one of the better countries in the world and I like its people mostly too. I don't care if they think I am English or Scottish or New Zealand or since Blood Diamond came out South African.

Go ahead and post some stupid pictures or youtube videos I won't push play on or nothing because I don't really care.

basically: scared of falling into obscurity because I hate the place too much to stay active.

I joined because of your, "My Girlfriend Died" series. You've been a favorite of mine and I still sift through your comics weekly. I think, by reading comic comment you've left me, that you hate either me or my comics. Maybe both. Either way I still love your comics and also hate a lot of the bullshit that happens around here in this "New" SC.

I'll stay though. I like it here nonetheless.

-- red

RedfeatheR you are one of my favourite people here (and one of the funniest) and I was going to send you a pm about it before but I accidentally closed the window and decided it wasn't worth finding how to get it back. I think you would have joined anyway but if I was responsible, then I was responsible for a glimmer of hope in a mountain of shit and that is something I don't feel bad about. I just like leaving you negative comments because of something you said to choad on IRC once.

I think it'd be great, for me, if you killed your family and then commited suicide.

quick someone post a photo of chris benoit.

I know who you are, but who the hell is Chris Benoit?

OH, that guy.

I became a dcom fan with his "Why I Hate..." and the legendary "My Girlfriend Died" series. Not to mention there's one floating around in there titled "Why I Hate BigFrank105". Oh yeah, and the two or three series on why Brad is gay.

This is now the dcom memorial thread. 

/comics/HCRoyall/296813/

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dcomposed wrote:

... I do believe women are inferior to men in almost every way.

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I can see how that's a plausible point of view to a complete fucking idiot.

The thread title "Get fucked all of you (don't bother reading) should have been an indication of what a jackass he is.

Talk about trolling for attention.

Why post it if we shouldn't 'bother' reading it?

I think I win for having the most "Why I Hate..." comics about me.

It almost seems like someone hacked into dcom's account and posted some length diatribe that the real dcom wouldn't be arsed into writing.

Can I state for the record...

Huh? What was the point of all that?

I don't know either, but I sure went for it!

strange. he always seemed to be such a decent guy.

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dcomposed wrote:

I have nothing against blacks or gays or Asians or anyone else

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That's very big of you.

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dcomposed wrote:

I think you all should know (this is not true so fuck off if you want or are undecided) I hate this god damn place and everything about it and the only reason I come back is this is the only place on the internet anyone knows who I am. There are many good people I like here but the way you all carry on is so annoying and there are so many people I don't like that when I come back I want to leave again.

If anyone does remember me (and this is what I hope because I like people knowing who I am even if I hate them) they most likely remember me as something of a wanker. This is not anything I planned but it is hard for me to say anything positive about what I see here, and I fear if I say nothing I will be forgotten. I think all the new art is shit and the idea of LOL COMICS!! doesn't appeal to me anymore. I did like it here once, but I was born in 1986 and registered in 2001 so I am going to count this as my fault and not an instance of the best days being in the past.

crabby who I thought was the best person here turned out to be more than a bit pathetic which I thought was funny.

I have nothing against blacks or gays or Asians or anyone else but I do believe women are inferior to men in almost every way. I think the United States of America is one of the better countries in the world and I like its people mostly too. I don't care if they think I am English or Scottish or New Zealand or since Blood Diamond came out South African.

Go ahead and post some stupid pictures or youtube videos I won't push play on or nothing because I don't really care.

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Uh yeah. Who are you?

I have nothing to post here.

I enjoy the attention of being mentioned in people's ranting. Even when they are painfully right.

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boorite wrote:
I know who you are, but who the hell is Chris Benoit?

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/comics/choadwarrior/398722/

It's hiarious that you resurrected a thread that's been dead for a month to post that picture.

a month old thread that was like fifth from the top. obviously these forums are way too fast paced for people who don't check them everyday

Everything's too fast-paced for me these days...  plus I don't bother visiting here as often as I used to.

I love you anyways.

i still love that self-hating gay guy who started this thread.

His forced negativity was like a snort of ether to my soul.

No but seriously, have any of you gotten fucked yet?

C'mon now, you've had a whole month to get with the program.

What the hell are you people doing on my internet?

It's our internet now.

All your webernet are belong to us. LOLOMFGBBQ!!1!!

i own 3 shares of the internet, but only one share of Get Fucked, Inc.

Curse you! Curse you all!

Curse you right in the pooper!

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Zaster wrote:
No but seriously, have any of you gotten fucked yet? C'mon now, you've had a whole month to get with the program.

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I got fucked and have a burning case of herpes to prove it.

Damn you mandingo.

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BigFrank105 wrote:

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Zaster wrote:
No but seriously, have any of you gotten fucked yet? C'mon now, you've had a whole month to get with the program.

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I got fucked and have a burning case of herpes to prove it.

Damn you mandingo.

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Speaking of herpes...

This is from someone who hasn't visited here in a long time:

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress.

After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"

"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."

"That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked

"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer. "Correct," replied the shady doctor.

Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."

that's how my pediatrician got herpes too

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The_young_scot wrote:
Curse you right in the pooper!

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HELL YEAH BUTTVOODOO

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LuckyGuess wrote:
HELL YEAH BUTTVOODOO

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Please do that voodoo that you do so well

poovoodoo?

Buttvoodoo: a waste of a perfectly good chicken

just like turd ducken

Wait, what?

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DragonXero wrote:
Wait, what?

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Get fucked baldy.

butthole voodoo is like the goatse of stripcreator.com

movin' on.

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finn34 wrote:

butthole voodoo is like the goatse of stripcreator.com

 

movin' on.

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