Forum archives » Comic Competitions » CC 367: Gas Break Honk Arrgh!

Hatrix
September 6, 2007 7:44 AM

I am drunk and giddy with the sweet nectar of success! I tried going mad with power for awhile but then I realized I don't actually have any.

So on with the show...

Well it's fall again and it's time for all the brats... er I mean kidz to go back to govt funded daycare. It's time again for slow buses full of screeching kids and convoys of obnoxious soccer moms in over loaded mini vans careening through school zones because as we know... the rules only apply to everyone else. Equally as bad are the students who are unclear on the concept of what qualifies as a vehicle. Those who ride bikes, scooters, skateboards and heelies through traffic with total disregard for everything and everyone around them.

In other words...It's time for the daily horrors of skool zone traffic woes. So there's your theme.

Style points given for including any of the following:

- A loud THUMP that everyone chooses to ignore.

- multiple fatalities

- schadenfreude

- the Fiero

Contest will to be judged Sept. 15th. Good luck and keep your eyes on the road!

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RandomComicLayoutGuy
September 6, 2007 1:12 PM

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Milez72
September 7, 2007 4:17 AM

/comics/Milez72/405833/

 

This was painful to re-read. [smacks forehead]

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biped
September 7, 2007 2:59 PM

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mandingo
September 7, 2007 6:42 PM

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themushroom
September 8, 2007 6:52 PM

I'm not sure if I can top the Tour de France crasher but...

/comics/themushroom/406025/

...there is actual schadenfreude involved, can say that.

 

 

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lukket
September 9, 2007 4:02 AM

/comics/lukket/406050/

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niteowl
September 10, 2007 11:53 PM

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Humpenstein
September 11, 2007 8:11 PM

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flipynif1
September 11, 2007 9:51 PM

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Milez72
September 13, 2007 7:24 AM

I love how nearly all of these (especially mine) are trying to fit 'schadenfreude' in. Way to make the dictionary & thesaurus useful again Hatrix!

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themushroom
September 13, 2007 5:23 PM

Does just saying "schadenfreude" count as schadenfreude?

If so... I have a huge cock, can breathe through my ears, and high school girls line up for their turn.

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Milez72
September 14, 2007 8:57 AM

quote:

themushroom wrote:

If so... I have a huge cock, can breathe through my ears, and high school girls line up for their turn.


 

Wait. Are you Australian? If so, what part...

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themushroom
September 14, 2007 6:23 PM

I like going down under. But wishing me to be an Aussie doesn't make it so. (I've been trying to tell guys wishing I were a cock gobbler doesn't make it so either but they keep hoping.)

But there's a comics competition going on somewhere, with a day left? Wherezza final entries?

 

 

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Milez72
September 15, 2007 7:34 AM

Ba-Zing to that Australian thing then.

/comics/Milez72/406557/

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Hatrix
September 15, 2007 11:28 AM

quote:

Milez72 wrote:
I love how nearly all of these (especially mine) are trying to fit 'schadenfreude' in. Way to make the dictionary & thesaurus useful again Hatrix!

 

Curse you Milez72! My evil plans foiled again! :)

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Hatrix
September 15, 2007 12:38 PM

Today is judgement day!

Relax...I mean for CC367. So without further ado...

RandomComicLayoutGuy gets the "Fiero Award" for including make, model and year of the Fiero. Very nice detail.

Milez72 gets the "Evil Genius" award for detecting my ulterior motives regarding dictionary use. :D

Biped wins the "Precision" award for getting every concept into the first panel. [and I love the punchline]

theMushroom gets the "Best Title" award AND the "Art" award for excellent use of content. Love the blood.

Lukket receives the "Irony" award for his hilarious punchline.

NiteOwl gets the "Reading My Mind" award for picking the 'Death Race' theme out of my head. [how did you know?]

Humpenstine is the recipient of the "Dark Humor" award for the 'kid as a speed bump' concept. What's not to like?

And finally....

The overall wiener... er I mean Winner is Mandingo for making me laugh out loud and for the humor involving flattening skinny assholes on bikes.

Semi Legal Kind of Notice Thingie:

The judge of this contest assures all entrants that she was not under the influence of recreational intoxicants during the judging. Nor was blackmail or bribery a factor in the final outcome.

However for future reference monetary or sexual favors are always acceptable as long as no one is looking.

 

Congrats to everyone! ...Take it away Mandingo!

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mandingo
September 15, 2007 7:49 PM

w00t! i promise to use the fame i'm sure to gain from this victory to ensure no child is left without a map

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Milez72
September 16, 2007 6:18 AM

I ate my map.

But it's alright, cause I'm happy with where I am at the moment.

Wait, where am I?

 

 

YAY, 'Evil Genius' award! I loved that game! Mwahahahahahah!

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Hatrix
September 16, 2007 8:35 AM

quote:

Milez72 wrote:

I ate my map.

But it's alright, cause I'm happy with where I am at the moment.

Wait, where am I?

 

 

YAY, 'Evil Genius' award! I loved that game! Mwahahahahahah!


 

Hey me too :D

 

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