Dear Marvel,

WHAT?

I've never understood Marvel's moves lately. Civil War was OK, World War Hulk was amazing, but ultimately, we're looking at another DeciMation just to clean this shit up.

I stopped reading comic books when they cloned Spiderman. Now I'm glad I didn't start again.

Comics were fun when I was a kid.  Now they're like art portfolios with depressing captions.

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biped wrote:
Comics were fun when I was a kid. Now they're like art portfolios with depressing captions.

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Eh, I always assumed there was some incestuous nookie going on between Wanda and Pietro anyway.  Them making the subtext text bothers me much less than what Quesada's doing to Peter and Mary Jane's marriage...

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UnknownEric wrote:
Eh, I always assumed there was some incestuous nookie going on between Wanda and Pietro anyway. Them making the subtext text bothers me much less than what Quesada's doing to Peter and Mary Jane's marriage...

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I thought Mary Jane died because of a deadly dose of Peter's radioactive man-gravy... or was that another "what if...?" storyline?

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finn34 wrote:

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UnknownEric wrote:
Eh, I always assumed there was some incestuous nookie going on between Wanda and Pietro anyway. Them making the subtext text bothers me much less than what Quesada's doing to Peter and Mary Jane's marriage...

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I thought Mary Jane died because of a deadly dose of Peter's radioactive man-gravy... or was that another "what if...?" storyline?

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Who knows, these days?

Just make sure you're not eaten by Marvel Zombies.

Because then the Transformers and Ash from Evil Dead might have to show up and not be canon.

Shit, remember when Batman teamed up with Spawn? That was fucking awesome. Ash and the Transformers? I don't get it.

Magneto was heard to remark, "I'm my own grandpa!"

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LuckyGuess wrote:

Just make sure you're not eaten by Marvel Zombies.

Because then the Transformers and Ash from Evil Dead might have to show up and not be canon.

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What? I've got Marvel Zombies, did they make more?

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finn34 wrote:

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UnknownEric wrote:
Eh, I always assumed there was some incestuous nookie going on between Wanda and Pietro anyway. Them making the subtext text bothers me much less than what Quesada's doing to Peter and Mary Jane's marriage...

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I thought Mary Jane died because of a deadly dose of Peter's radioactive man-gravy... or was that another "what if...?" storyline?

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Spider-Man: Reign

In the alternate future seen in "Spider-Man: Reign", Mary Jane died of cancer due to prolonged exposure to Peter's radioactive blood, her last words being "Go..." as he leapt out of a window to respond to sirens

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Yerp. alternate future, blah blah blah.

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The_young_scot wrote:

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LuckyGuess wrote:

Just make sure you're not eaten by Marvel Zombies.

Because then the Transformers and Ash from Evil Dead might have to show up and not be canon.

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What? I've got Marvel Zombies, did they make more?

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Several more, one starring Bruce Campbell. I shit you not.

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LuckyGuess wrote:
Several more, one starring Bruce Campbell. I shit you not.

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But, how? They killed everyone in it!

At the end of it I think around 10 characters survived (and half of them were zombies)

No, they just keep making different versions of it. More versions means more chance one of them will be worth reading.

I honestly think they should have stopped after Ultimate Reed got the hell out of there.

I, for one, refuse to accept this "new" TOBOR.

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i have so many comics     

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pizza_pizza wrote:
i have so many comics

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yay

yea u obetta be ofraid of my lazer guns

that was a joke u guys beleved me lol

 actually they are not lazer guns but b b guns