"My friends, I've been all across this nation of ours, and I've found there's only one issue that the American people really care about. That issue is terror. Terror and more terror. The terrorists. People who cause terror and try to terrorize us. Enemies of Democracy. People who hate freedom. Are you terrified yet? Terror is terrible. Don't let them win. The surge is working. Our mission in Iraq is an unqualified success. That's why we can't possibly bring our troops home anytime soon!
I like Barack Obama only because he's young. That's why the rest of you should like him. He's young, therefore he'll be a good President. Simple logic, you Republifucks.
When Barack Obama becomes president, I will be going around to all my Republican friends and emphasizing his middle name just to hack them off. Hehehe.
quote: boloboffin wrote:
When Barack Obama becomes president, I will be going around to all my Republican friends and emphasizing his middle name just to hack them off. Hehehe.
Still not as cool as Hillary Mussolinihitlermansondisney Clinton.
Gat this: not only did I get to vote for Barack Hussein Obama last night, but one of our Senate candidates is Rick Noriega. I got to fuck both Bushes in the same night!
Where do the Bush twins hang out? Maybe I could get lucky. Drunk chicks dig me. Well not all drunk chicks. Definitely more drunk than sober chicks dig me. Sober women in general do not dig me. My it's because it's 2008 and I still say "dig" and "chick". Anyway those Bush twins look like some grade A "trailer trash" "drunk off their asses" poontang.
quote: up4abeer wrote:
Where do the Bush twins hang out?
One of them is moving to Baltimore soon. And oddly, not even a particularly nice area of Baltimore. Closer to the seedy end of South Charles St. It's a big bar area though, and that may be why...
I work for a small family run company, and I'm not interested to see what things would get like with a payroll tax increase. Or a capital gains tax increase.
I'm voting for myself on my "fuck the rest of the world' platform.
I promise to return .69/gallon gas to America, and to require all automakers to manufacture cars that get 4 MPG or less. Preferably made from endangered species. Like pretty, smart blond girls.
quote: ArtemisStrong wrote:
I work for a small family run company, and I'm not interested to see what things would get like with a payroll tax increase. Or a capital gains tax increase.
McCain will be getting your money one way or another. The republicans shake the shiney key ring of tax cuts and relief checks while picking your pocket in ways that truly hurt. Taxes are not a bad this as long as they're spent properly. I think Obama will get us back on track to spending that money the right way.
I agree with Scyess. You've got two flavors to choose from but all the ice cream comes from the same source. So the choice is actually a lot more like the one you'd get in a Futurama suicide booth. Quick and painless or slow and painful.
Well, looks like the Libertarian party is sitting this one out after an epic fail in the primaries, and neither the dems or the republicans are offering up anything worth my damn time, so I might just have to write in John Schaffer.
Well, looks like the Libertarian party is sitting this one out after an epic fail in the primaries, and neither the dems or the republicans are offering up anything worth my damn time, so I might just have to write in John Schaffer.
I'm just going to pour creamed corn all over my ballot before asking for another one, repeating the process with an expertly hidden second can of creamed corn. I expect to do this around four to five times before I upset the election and default Rhode Island and New Hampshire to the Whigs.
