I'd have to say that the "Smile, Jesus loves you!" one actually made me smile. Congratulations. And welcome to StripCreator, even though I'm in no way affiliated with it. I'm just a meager creator myself.
I liked page two and three of the Tortoise Crotch comic on the website... it peaked, and then kind of sipraled into nonsense. Geoshitties won't let me look at the rest of them until sometime later.