I thought this site was meant for posting comics but apparently i was wrong i guess i'm not allowed to post comics without ppl telling to me to go commit suicide and other such nonsense i mean u could at least critisize me without all the death threats but i find it kind of funny dat ppl with no sense of humor would be making comics i hope these ppl never reproduce it would make the world a better place yes i'm looking at u crabby and theburninator it must make them feel better about themselves to put down other ppl i bet well i hope they have fun making comics in their mothers basement while looking over ther shoulders at the noose hanging from the ceiling and contemplating wheather they should end it all or not if thers such a thing as karma in this world they would get testicular cancer dats all i have to say.

Notoriously GAY

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

But seriously, folks. Stay in school.

Can anyone translate text message type or should I call that grandma on the commercials?

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It's even more irritating because it combines txt speech with words like "apparently" and "testicular."  So even the feigned illiteracy is inconsistent.  Trolls are just fucked up these days.

well this jus proves my point everyone here has serious mental problems i never knew ther was so many girls on their periods here now it all makes sense wat was i thinking coming to this place i dont get why u got to pick apart every little thing ppl say its not like u need perfect grammar to write in a forum and could it be i write like dat to save myself time but i guess whatver u do here is apparently wrong i give up this place is jus a waste of time u ppl seriously need to take dat stick out ur asses so u can finally sit own and look at how pathetic ur lives are.

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KiD_NoToRiOuS wrote:
well this jus proves my point everyone here has serious mental problems i never knew ther was so many girls on their periods here now it all makes sense wat was i thinking coming to this place i dont get why u got to pick apart every little thing ppl say its not like u need perfect grammar to write in a forum and could it be i write like dat to save myself time but i guess whatver u do here is apparently wrong i give up this place is jus a waste of time u ppl seriously need to take dat stick out ur asses so u can finally sit own and look at how pathetic ur lives are.

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YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!!!11!!11@

Do you know how long it took to get that stick up my ass? That stick up my ass is an ACCOMPLISHMENT. It's on my goddamn resume. You think I'm taking out because you say so? Fuck that.

I'm not saying this so that you'll stick around. I'd rather not have to read a thousand messages of you picking fights with everyone here because they didn't like your comics or you couldn't take a joke.

While it could be argued that you don't need proper grammar to post on a message board, perhaps you could have considered the audience you were posting to. Most of us are educated enough (beyond a third grade level) to know what words should be capitalized (such as "I" when refering to oneself), where punctuation should be inserted, and how to write simple words (such as "What" - do you have a special keyboard similar to a cellular phone where you have to keep hitting the 4 button for an h to appear? That's the only way I could understand why you refuse to put any effort into typing correctly). I can understand the need for text message shorthand when you're being charged for any characters exceeding a certain limit, but as far as I know, we're not being charged for the number of characters we put into each of our forum replies here. Otherwise, I've been doing a good job of avoiding the bill.

Additionally, taking everything so seriously is probably just going to lead to an unhappy life on your part. My comment was mostly joking, and you act like I just called your mother a slut. Is talking in text message shorthand really that important to you?

I think I'm taking a big risk talking to you at all because the next thing I know, I'm going to get hit with one of those harassment on the internet charges. So I think I'll just go back to my pathetic life now, where I can make jokes at will and not have my entire life depend on messages on an internet forum.

I think all that KiD_NoToRiOuS is trying to say is that in most conformal field theories, a conformal anomaly, also known as a Weyl anomaly, arises in the quantum theory. This results in the appearance of a nontrivial central charge, and the Witt algebra is modified to become the Virasoro algebra.

KiD_NoToRiOuS' point is that this symmetry makes it possible to classify two-dimensional conformal field theories much more precisely than in higher dimensions. In particular, it is possible to relate the spectrum of primary operators in a theory to the value of the central charge, c. The Hilbert space of physical states is a unitary module of the Virasoro algebra corresponding to a fixed value of c. Stability requires that the energy spectrum of the Hamiltonian be nonnegative. The modules of interest are the highest weight modules of the Virasoro algebra.

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yes i'm looking at u crabby and theburninator it must make them feel better about themselves to put down other ppl i bet well i hope they have fun making comics in their mothers basement while looking over ther shoulders at the noose hanging from the ceiling and contemplating wheather they should end it all or not if thers such a thing as karma in this world they would get testicular cancer dats all i have to say.

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I'm really, really nice in real life. Sometimes it pisses me off how nice I am. So, sometimes, I like to get on the internet and be a complete douchebag to some whiny little cock - such as yourself. And for the record, I have my own apartment, and it is totally sans-noose.

And, I probably wouldn't have been so harsh about your comics if it weren't for the fact that you put absolutely no effort into using proper spelling, grammar, or punctuation. I'm an English major, and at the time, I was drunk. You raped the language I love, and that angered me. Plus, you're just not funny.

And, for the love of GOD can you fucking TYPE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON PLEASE?

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I thought this site was meant for posting comics but apparently i was wrong i guess i'm not allowed to post comics without ppl telling to me to go commit suicide and other such nonsense i mean u could at least critisize me without all the death threats but i find it kind of funny dat ppl with no sense of humor would be making comics i hope these ppl never reproduce it would make the world a better place yes i'm looking at u crabby and theburninator it must make them feel better about themselves to put down other ppl i bet well i hope they have fun making comics in their mothers basement while looking over ther shoulders at the noose hanging from the ceiling and contemplating wheather they should end it all or not if thers such a thing as karma in this world they would get testicular cancer dats all i have to say.

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Punctuation, mothafucka.  Use it.

*yawn* Did someone say something?

Boloboffin: I tried to hang myself, but the stick up my ass kept propping me up. Am I using too big of a stick?

Any advice you could give me would be appreciated!

Kid Notorious: Thank you. That's all I have to say. Thank you for existing.

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Boloboffin: I tried to hang myself, but the stick up my ass kept propping me up. Am I using too big of a stick?

Any advice you could give me would be appreciated!

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The stick can never be too big.

Maybe it's a form problem. Are you arching your back enough as you jump? That should keep the stick away from the ground long enough for a proper descent.

Let me know how that works out.

This thread is 15 posts too long.

16 posts too long.

Wait, was was this about jumping around with a stick up one's ass? I always get to the party late.

What is wrong with Oooh Pipple indeed. Couldn't agree more. Oooh Pipple needs to get his stick-laden ass into rehab.

Biloboffin, can I use your stick as a reference?

Just once I'd like to see these kind of posts get the replies they deserve.

None at all.

Now 19 posts too long. What do you say to that Del-Boy?

Fackin' cant be helped, innit Rodders?  Stick?

I love it when people complain about how stupid it is to reply to a stupid thread by replying in the thread themselves.  Remember, kids, posting about how stupid a thread is is the opposite of how to kill it.

In general, though, this site has a pretty good record of letting stupid shit like this die off in a relatively short time.  I'm so proud of you folks.

This thread is posted in a section entitled "Fights Go Here", not "One-Sided Crabbing", "Ignore The Trolls" or "Let's Play Grown-Up". So one really should expect some retaliation when a complete asshat comes in this thread and starts jacking off in people's eyes with their shitty attitudes. Triple that expectation whenever the eye-jacker-offer in question ignores basic spelling and grammar. And raise your hand if you knew just from reading the subject line, that BigFrank and AngryAmerican were going to get a piece of this action...

And, as it has been often repeated on this website, people get their kicks in their own fashion. All "this is stupid" posts really do is imply, without invitation, that the poster considers themself superior to those who enjoy heckling morons, which in the long run is rather irrelevent, given that this poster would basically be playing King Of Maturity Mountain on a website devoted to re-shuffling clip art into comic strips.

All I'm saying is, I can understand if this sort of thing occuring elsewhere on the site might encourage some of the self-made internet police out there to form Voltron. But c'mon... This is where fighting happens. It's clearly labeled, the easier to be avoided.

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Are you kidding?  That's just what they want.

It's like having an argument in real life.  Well, maybe not theburninator's really really nice real life.  But if someone starts an argument, and nobody answers, they might look stupid arguing with themselves for a while but will eventually burn out.  Leaving everyone in peace.

P.S.  Don't feed the trolls.

And remember, if you don't reply, the terrorists have one.

Hmm, but if you do reply, the trolls have won.

 I like bacon.  

How come all people whose names start with Kid suck? Except for Kid 'n' Play - who ARE AWESOME!

Kid Fabio is pretty badass

Successful troll is successful.

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Another exception to that rule.

Why has this not been re-made for the modern systems???

I'm afraid we're slowly moving away from the original purpose of this thread, which was to discuss the ways in which Kid 'n' Play ARE AWESOME.

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Kid Chameleon could become Kid N' Play by putting on a Kid N' Play mask. Then he could use his "flip one leg over the other" attack to daze the enemies. Then he could put on the Hockey Mask and hack them to pieces.

Kid N' Play, on the other hand, can only be Kid N' Play.

Kid Chameleon > Kid N' Play

There are only two kids I care about:

Kid Icharus

Kid Dy-No-Miiiiiite! (Jimmie 'JJ' Walker, who I'll be seeing live on April 23rd)

ahh but what about

We're discussing people with "Kid" at the BEGINNING of their names. Karate Kid is pretty cool, but compared to all the people with "Kid" at the END of their names, he's barely in the Top 100.

Wat is wrong with Kid Rock, u ppl???  Heh... 

What's right about Kid Rock? Beside where he gets to stick his rock-kid. Rather than hot chicks, he should stick to Kid Goats.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.....

KID FABIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You need a bigger wall

kid_notorious made a good point and all you people can do is act like fucking douchebags because that is what you are you pretend to not understan what hes saying and joke about it and whatever makes you feel alive and shit but the point is why the fuck dont you members rate more comics and actually help people coming up with comics without noobs you guys would be just a bunch of self loving elitist douvhebags so come on and contribute to this great concept site and make it something good and positive instead of being complete stagnant douchebags

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No, no he didn't. He cried and whined because nobody liked his comics. Here we are, a website full of people who aren't afraid to play a little rough from time to time, and he couldn't handle it. You... er, I mean Kid Notorious, took everything personally and got all butthurt over a few PG-13 words and hyperboles, never even bothering to find out if this was how everyone got treated.

Come to think of it, I was also treated this way for a while. Know what I did? MADE FUNNIER COMICS AND RIBBED BACK. I certainly didn't mutate into a giant blubbering vagina. The fact that you're... oh, sorry, I mean Kid Notorious, is getting all bent out of shape over some minor internet bullshit, indicates to me at least, that you... shit, I did it again... Kid Notorious is completely lacking a sense of humor, which by the way would be the FIRST thing you'd need.... sorry, KID NOTORIOUS would need, to make a funny comic in the first place.

Damn, are you sure you aren't related to Kid Notorious, Dino?

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all you people can do is act like fucking douchebags because that is what you are you pretend to not understan what hes saying and joke about it and whatever makes you feel alive and shit

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You... er, I mean, Kid Notorious, might have a little more luck being understood, and might also not be talked to like a certified retard, if you... er, I mean Kid Notorious learned how to use punctuation and proper sentence structure. I really don't give two ass-brownies and a winged copulation what you... er, I mean Kid Notorious intended to say. Failure to get a point across is nobody's fault but yo... um, Kid Notorious.

I sincerely apologize, it's just that both of you look and talk the same. Sorry if this sounds racist, it's just that all you trolls look alike to me.

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Because I didn't pay Brad a donation fee just so I could teach people who DON'T ASK TO BE TAUGHT a thing or two about teh funny. The internet is not a handout, and the internet can not read your fucking mind. If you wanted help, you should have asked for it.

Er, I mean Kid Notorious should have asked. This is a bad habit, isn't it?

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Kid Noto... er,DIN0 wrote:
without noobs you guys would be just a bunch of self loving elitist douvhebags so come on and contribute to this great concept site and make it something good and positive instead of being complete stagnant douchebags

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The site's just fine, crybaby. You, on the other hand, are a humorless bag of cabbage farts.

Kid Notorious.

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kid_notorious made a good point and all you people can do is act like fucking douchebags because that is what you are you pretend to not understan what hes saying and joke about it and whatever makes you feel alive and shit but the point is why the fuck dont you members rate more comics and actually help people coming up with comics without noobs you guys would be just a bunch of self loving elitist douvhebags so come on and contribute to this great concept site and make it something good and positive instead of being complete stagnant douchebags

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   this has been brought up before and is a valid point.

   however, the sheer volume of noobs posting crap they put 10 seconds of thought into gets to be ri-goddamn-diculous after a while and therefore most of the regulars only offer some encouragement when there appears to be some hope for the noob in question.

   also, giving an honest (and harsh) opinion weeds out crybabies (like yourself) and makes folks who really want to make funny comics try all the harder.

   but more importantly it weeds out crybabies. (like yourself)

   so my friendly suggestion is to put up or shut up. read some of the toprated comics and see what people here find funny and let it inspire you.

   nigga.

you guys remind me of my alcoholic football coach.

p.s. i am not kid notorious and to the guy who posted that whole lotta bullshit that i didnt read, fuck you, you black asshole. i love you niggas.

also, i just read kid_notorious comix are they are pretty good.

You're failing worse, Kid DiN0torious.

I am only posting in this thread to say that I absolutely hate when people type "comix" instead of comics. I type with all of my fingers on the keyboard. Typing an 'x' is so much harder than a 'cs'. I even have to look at the keyboard because I forget where the 'x' is.

(The point of that last part was to emphasize how r-tarded it is to spell it wrong)

little_kitty with a little brain

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I am only posting in this thread to say that I absolutely hate when people type "comix" instead of comics. I type with all of my fingers on the keyboard. Typing an 'x' is so much harder than a 'cs'. I even have to look at the keyboard because I forget where the 'x' is.

 

(The point of that last part was to emphasize how r-tarded it is to spell it wrong)

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 Maybe Dino enjoys and is a fan of Robert Crumb, Art Spiegelman, or S.Clay Wilson who made Underground Comix, which is quite different from Comics because the "X" stands for the explicit nature of the themes within the panels.

Maybe he's an Underground Rebel, trying to start the Revolution back up.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.  And here's a picture of what I looked like while I was thinking it: