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ArtemisStrong
November 22, 2008 6:38 PM

I'm positive I smell like old man and vegetable beef soup.

 

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BirthdayThread
November 22, 2008 7:31 PM

Happy Birthday!

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christopher7murphy
November 23, 2008 12:07 AM

-snif- Mmmm! Cabbage! :)

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mandingo
November 23, 2008 1:00 AM

quote:

ArtemisStrong wrote:

I'm positive I smell like old man and vegetable beef soup.


to be upfront i should probably tell you i was regifting the old man

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AccentuateNegative
November 23, 2008 1:47 AM

I smell like Ben Gay.

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Rabid_Weasle
November 23, 2008 10:17 AM

Dude, I heard if you put Ben Gay on your junk it feels super good.

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crabby
November 23, 2008 10:36 AM

Happy Birthday sexy. Your's is the only real birthday thread I care about. It doesn't seem as forced as the others, but it's twice as desperate for attention and I know that's exactly the way you like it. Now hurry and get back to bed you sexy bitch.

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biped
November 23, 2008 12:32 PM

Yeah, I remember when I thought 30 was old, ha ha.

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DragonXero
November 23, 2008 4:01 PM

quote:

Rabid_Weasle wrote:
Dude, I heard if you put Ben Gay on your junk it feels super good.

OH GOD MAH BALLS!!!!

 

Also: I'll be there soon enough Artemis.  And here I always thought you were a little younger than me.

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BigFrank105
November 23, 2008 4:46 PM

quote:

Rabid_Weasle wrote:
Dude, I heard if you put Ben Gay on your junk it feels super good.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- 

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ArtemisStrong
November 23, 2008 4:47 PM

quote:

Rabid_Weasle wrote:
Dude, I heard if you put Ben Gay on your junk it feels super good.

/comics/ArtemisStrong/97270/

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Hari_Nezumi
November 24, 2008 5:17 AM

quote:

Rabid_Weasle wrote:
Dude, I heard if you put Ben Gay on your junk it feels super good.

 

 

.....SUPER good?

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Hari_Nezumi
November 24, 2008 5:22 AM

THAT WAS NOT SUPER GOOD. THAT WAS THE OPPOSITE OF SUPER GOOD. I FEEL LIED TOO AND HURTY IN MY NETHERS.

 

 

Oh yeah, and happy belated, Artemis. Don't worry, you're not old until you make too much noise getting into an armchair and when you walk about town with a massive erection showing through your sweatpants. 

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ArtemisStrong
November 24, 2008 2:08 PM

quote:

Hari_Nezumi wrote:
Oh yeah, and happy belated, Artemis. Don't worry, you're not old until you make too much noise getting into an armchair and when you walk about town with a massive erection showing through your sweatpants. 

So, I'm old then?

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HCRoyall
November 24, 2008 2:14 PM

I used to think you weren't old until you started complaining about how things were so much better back in the day, and then a couple months ago I realized that definition means that I'm old at 24.

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Hari_Nezumi
November 24, 2008 7:27 PM

quote:

ArtemisStrong wrote:

quote:

Hari_Nezumi wrote:
Oh yeah, and happy belated, Artemis. Don't worry, you're not old until you make too much noise getting into an armchair and when you walk about town with a massive erection showing through your sweatpants. 

So, I'm old then?


Well that depends. Are you making cheesy passes at any female staff worker at any store you go into?

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LuckyGuess
November 25, 2008 4:14 AM

quote:

Hari_Nezumi wrote:
quote:

ArtemisStrong wrote:

quote:

Hari_Nezumi wrote:
Oh yeah, and happy belated, Artemis. Don't worry, you're not old until you make too much noise getting into an armchair and when you walk about town with a massive erection showing through your sweatpants. 

So, I'm old then?


Well that depends. Are you making cheesy passes at any female staff worker at any store you go into?


If they're classy passes you've aged like a fine wine, if they're crusty passes you've aged like a tin of bean n' guac salsa mix.

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