Oh... my... god...
"Hi, yes... I'm the president of Topps. Well, you see sales of baseball cards are down, football cards never took off. That wrestling thing was just a flash in the pan, and... well, I can't begin to describe how badly the soccer cards are doing. So, basicly... we have no shame."
Can't wait for the Franklin Mint commemorative "Burning Twin Towers" sculpture or the commemorative plate.
Arrrgh!!!