A real fun way to make an instant comic and test your "random wit generator" is first looking at things that actually happen in this fucked up world.
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Butterflies? Moths? how fucked up. I'll bet you could make a better one!
STEP 1:Just find a fun fact that is actually a fact! Can't find any facts?
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STEP 2:Make a really funny insight to that fact
STEP 3:High five yourself 5-10 times depending on how funny said comic is
STEP 4:WIN THE CONTEST
anyone that follows these directions are guarenteed to win