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Beeko180June 17, 2009 1:53 AM
not_ScyessJune 17, 2009 10:04 AM
I WON'T TAKE ALL THIS GODDAMN TICKLING ANYMORE!!!
ZasterJune 18, 2009 5:23 AM
"Murder Me Elmo" comes with 99 fun accessories.
NamgubedJune 20, 2009 2:40 PM
Elmo could no longer live without the familiar touch of Jim Henson's hand in his ass.
AngryAmericanJune 21, 2009 12:40 PM
Afters years of whirlwind success and jet setting lifestyle, Elmo, facing a massive heroin addiction and looming child molestation charges, takes his own life in the room next to David Carradine.
NamgubedJune 21, 2009 6:23 PM
Miss "Piggy" Scarlett, in the billiard room, with a rope.
DragonXeroJuly 12, 2009 12:44 AM
David Carradine managed to get really red and furry shortly before his death.
boloboffinJuly 12, 2009 6:45 PM
Desperate to reclaim his throne from Elmo, Kermit discovered it wasn't easy being red, either.
napalm12October 8, 2009 9:08 AM
Tickle Me Emo is now out in stores. Do beware. Loneliness may drive toy to suicide.
joshb1214October 26, 2009 1:24 PM
"My ass can take no more fisting."- Elmo
jayo_27November 1, 2009 8:22 PM
Emo Elmo tops the charts on children's most wanted holiday gift of 2009 - Sponsored by Hot topic.
