I am so fucking pissed off at you right now. Fuck! Fuck you! Fuck my ass! Rub your dick on my dick!
Oh yeah! I'm pissed at you! Fucker! Make me have sex with a toilet!
You will never change will you. I've been standing here and rubbing my balls and smelling your farts all day long.
It's a free country ain't it? Why don't you drive to the nearest farm and grow corn on your dick!
I'd love to. I've been dreaming of that since my dicks been sucked off. I don't think this farm really want's my cum all over it.
Sure it does. Farms love to have cock mess shit all over them. Pull down my pants and stare directly into my butthole. You might see some poop hanging out.
And for the record, you're not the first person to come here think that just writing random swear words and gay sex innuendos is funny. It's not new, it's not different, and it's not all that funny. You're no muffindance, at least.
What if we glued our weiners together and played tug of war.
that is the best line you have, unfortunately the avatar on the left is circumsized and the guy on the right isnt. I guess they can put superglue on the inside of guy B's foreskin and dock and then proceed to play tug of war, but all that would happen then is Guy A would get a new foreskin and Guy B would get circumsized.
