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| As soon as you start to feel comfortable you can get to work. We have a lot of boogers that need eaten today. | |
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| I'm going to finish this cup of piss and maybe go out back and beat the shit out of my ball sac first. | |
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| That's no problem at all. We encourage our employees to fuck themselves up as often as necessary. | |
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| If I weren't so fucking stupid I'd strip naked and let you take pictures of the inside of my asshole. | |
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| And if a condom was a chair you could sit down on something that also goes on you dick that you cum inside. | |
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| And if my turds were werewolves then I could hunt them with silver bullets and they'd come out of my ass. | |
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