Cyclones don't happen in mid-Ohio.

I just posted the image, I didn't bother looking at where the image is or something. It's just a title.

I wouldn't screw Pennsylvania with Ohio's dick!

Although he tried to hide his huge cock behind the map, the thermal camera never failed to find it.

The weatherman was immediately arrested for crossing state lines for immoral purposes.

Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a dream
Seperate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream?

The Weatherman!

The Weatherman can, 'cause he mixes it with love, and makes the world taste good!

My internet E-penis: visible from space

And now a visual representation of the midwest being fucked by major party politicians.

Damn it John Holmes!

Weather man: "Today's weather report is sponsored by viagra. Up next we have Dan with sports."