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israphael
November 15, 2001 3:56 PM

It's time for a new competition. I decided to make it a relatively simple one.

Your mission (if you choose to accept it) is to:

1)Use a children's story or nursery rhyme as the basis for your strip.

2)Use at least one of the forum users character. Extra points if you include some aspect of their character.

Try to avoid the stock pieces of humor (ie, Tobor cornholing, wirthling sucking, and bad spellings of Lousiania). I thought of outlawing puns, however I know that neither Kaufman or Kramer_vs_Kramer can't resist.

Multiple enteries are acceptable. So write early and write often. The competition ends at noon time (Pacific time) on Sunday and I will announce the winner that afternoon. Happy Stripping!!

42889

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wirthling
November 15, 2001 5:06 PM

42894

Ha ha! I beat you all to magical comic number 42894! Suck it, losers!

And I should get the bonus points here, because Gabe is in fact a ginger-assed poofbag...

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KajunFirefly
November 15, 2001 6:39 PM

42898

Enter the Kajun!

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Spankling
November 15, 2001 9:26 PM

42922

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Bogart
November 15, 2001 9:48 PM

This is not out of line, I hope. I just found this place and from what I can tell this is fairly tame.

42926

The poem is a direct quote from Mother Goose herself. She knew some wild folks, I guess.

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kaufman
November 15, 2001 9:50 PM

Because you'd be crestfallen if I avoided punning completely ...

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Namgubed
November 15, 2001 10:22 PM

Hmm, what other children's story springs to mind with a forum user character named Big Evil Dan? Gosh, I wonder...

42927

And it's not like you didn't see this one coming three miles away.

42930

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ObiJo
November 16, 2001 4:47 AM

42937

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ObiJo
November 16, 2001 5:18 AM

42939

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fuzzyman
November 16, 2001 5:47 AM

42942

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DexX
November 16, 2001 6:27 AM

This one needs some explanation for those who have been here only a few months. Skagg was the one who came up with the Comic Cup, and refereed the first one. Unfortunately, he vanished off the face of the earth for a couple of weeks right near the end, and the whole thing took ages to finally be recolved and a winner declared. Some ill feeling remains with one or two regulars. *grin* Here is my own take on the topic...

42946

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kaufman
November 16, 2001 6:32 AM

42947

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kramer_vs_kramer
November 16, 2001 6:48 AM

I thought you didn't want to win this one?

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kaufman
November 16, 2001 6:53 AM

quote:
I thought you didn't want to win this one?
But that doesn't mean I didn't want to have fun in the process. Plus, look at the competition. I figure I'm at best in 3rd place right now.

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andydougan
November 16, 2001 6:58 AM

quote:
Dada, my nightwight went out! Gooks in da wiya! Gooks in da wiya!

HAR HAR HAR!!!

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Jabizo
November 16, 2001 7:26 AM

42956

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kaufman
November 16, 2001 7:36 AM

quote:
quote:
Dada, my nightwight went out! Gooks in da wiya! Gooks in da wiya!

HAR HAR HAR!!!
Methinks we'll be seeing a lot of Viet Flashback Kid.

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DexX
November 16, 2001 7:38 AM

Please excuse the epic, but since I was mutilating one of my childhood favourites, I felt I should at least do a thorough job of it. Apologies to Maurice Sendak, author and illustrator of Where the Wild Things Are.

42949429514295342954429554295742958

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
November 16, 2001 7:53 AM

42959

I blame Dexx for encouraging me to put this one in.

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DexX
November 16, 2001 8:25 AM

quote:
I blame Dexx for encouraging me to put this one in.
*laugh* I don't regret it either - I thought it was funny when you told me about it, and I laughed out l;oud when I read the finished strip.

PS. It took me ages to work ouy that "wiya" is supposed to be babyspeak for "rear". :)

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kaufman
November 16, 2001 8:32 AM

quote:
PS. It took me ages to work ouy that "wiya" is supposed to be babyspeak for "rear". :)
Hmmm... my babylfish translated it as "wire". As in barbed, perhaps.

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wirthling
November 16, 2001 10:45 AM

42971

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kaufman
November 16, 2001 10:59 AM

42972

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KajunFirefly
November 16, 2001 12:47 PM

42934

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wirthling
November 16, 2001 1:26 PM

42981

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NastyPope
November 16, 2001 1:46 PM

42982

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Spankling
November 16, 2001 1:55 PM

These just keep getting better and better! Must be because mine was in so early.

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boorite
November 16, 2001 2:15 PM

I mean this in an admiring way. . .

42985

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KajunFirefly
November 16, 2001 3:04 PM

42988

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NeoVid
November 16, 2001 3:12 PM

This is the most work I have ever put into one of these contests. Hmm... 10 minutes of stripping for an idea that took me 6 seconds.

42987
42989
42990

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
November 16, 2001 3:59 PM

42993

This is for beating me to the punch with a "Baldilocks" strip.

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lara7
November 16, 2001 7:07 PM

quote:
I blame Dexx for encouraging me to put this one in.

this one was beautiful. kudos.

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lara7
November 16, 2001 7:26 PM

43014

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kaufman
November 16, 2001 8:02 PM

One more for the road ...

43017

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Spankling
November 16, 2001 8:48 PM

43025
I should have created this before I looked to see if anyone already had done a Georgie strip - then I could have tried to claim originality at least...

*sigh*

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Namgubed
November 16, 2001 10:26 PM

And now for the obligatory rule bender...

43035

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ObiJo
November 18, 2001 4:10 AM

quote:
quote:
PS. It took me ages to work ouy that "wiya" is supposed to be babyspeak for "rear". :)
Hmmm... my babylfish translated it as "wire". As in barbed, perhaps.

"WE GOT GOOKS IN THE WIRE" - there are VC in the perimeter.

Brought to you by Military Speak. (Serving your military lingo needs since the first spider monkey threw a rock.)

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ObiJo
November 18, 2001 5:36 AM

quote:
pork chops... Polish sausage... da Bearsss...
*clap clap clap* I haven't thought of that skit for awhile.

Ditka versus a hurricane. Gotta go wid Ditka.

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ObiJo
November 18, 2001 7:17 AM

43194

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BigEvilDan
November 18, 2001 5:47 PM

43291

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israphael
November 19, 2001 12:14 AM

Good news. Bad News. Bad news, my server was out all day due to periodic maintenance, so I'm late with my results. Good news, it gave me extra time to decide the winner. And it wasn't easy. There were a lot of great strips to choose from.

The ones I really liked included:

For the record, I would have also accepted: heater, greaser, or rod in place of gat.
42922
Hey, I'm a sucker for strips containing Spankling!
42928
Well weren't the function of chidren's stories originally as precautionary tales?
42937
Now who doesn't think Spankling would a great babysitter?
42985
Defensive was always my favorite drawf.
42988
Stick it to the mouse!
43291

Spontaneous combustion, I mean honorable mention to the following strippers:

Bogart - Good use of a relatively obscure nursery rhyme.
Namgubed - Nice filthy strip - I like.
Dexx - A good extended version of one of my favorite Maurice Sendak book

But there can only be one winner, and that winner is:

42937

Congratulations ObiJo. And thanks to all those strippers who submitted to me.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
November 19, 2001 7:16 AM

"Little Fuck Horner" didnt even get an honorable mention.

God thats embaressing. That puts me on a level with Crabby ffs.

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DexX
November 19, 2001 7:48 AM

My little series contained a bit too much history, I think.

*ponder*

Come to think of it, anyone who has been here for less than three or four months would hardly understand any of it.

Oh well...

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Spankling
November 19, 2001 9:17 AM

I'm so glad my image to take others so far.

*sigh*

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Spankling
November 19, 2001 9:49 AM

quote:
Now who doesn't think Spankling would a great babysitter?
I've had some experience being ridden about a room like a pony.

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Bogart
November 19, 2001 11:13 AM

Now you've done it. You've encouraged me. Beware. I may post again!

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wirthling
November 19, 2001 8:08 PM

I still say Gabe is a ginger-assed poofbag.

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crabby
November 19, 2001 8:24 PM

quote:
Ditka versus a hurricane. Gotta go wid Ditka.

What if the hurricane was called Hurricane Ditka?

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ObiJo
November 19, 2001 9:58 PM

Cool, thanks israphael. I'll think up a contest idea and put it up in the next day or so.

quote:
quote:
Ditka versus a hurricane. Gotta go wid Ditka.

What if the hurricane was called Hurricane Ditka?
Final(OT)
Ditka 83
Hurricane Ditka 82

Player of the Game: Sausage

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