THEY. ARE. HORRIBLE! And the fact that they suck is seeping into your daily life, whether you are conscientious to the fact or you choose to ignore it!

No.

Your team sucks! 

Zaster?

As a fan of both the Buffalo Bills and Baltimore Orioles, I sadly have to hang my head and agree with you.

Hey, I had the unfortune of having to live through a Dick Jauron coaching tenure as well. I'm sorry.

is Mortal Kombat a sports team

Because I'd totally fuck Mortal Kombat.

Go Browns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No really...

Yeah the Dolphins are no good and they only won three games last year but they are going bankrupt so they're going to have to align with an AFL club or drop to a lower league either way it will make them more competetive.

WELL I TELL YOU WAHT I LIKE THAT THER WRASLIN ITS MY FAVERAT SPORT!!! I LIKE TO WOTCH THIM BIG OLE FELLERS GIT SWETTY AND RUB THER BODYS TAGETHIR CAUS IM A REEL MAN AND I HATE QUERS!!!!!11

Fuck Delhomme!  In the ass!  With a duck!

F***, and sh** on, sports.